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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #165 on: February 25, 2014, 07:05:19 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 25, 2014, 06:50:49 PM
I'd love to know the science behind why this happens.  I swear I could stand there for 30 minutes to let it drip/shake it and the second I put it back, it dribbles.


I have conducted experiments, and it's because of the slightly awkward positioning of the opening of some underpants causing the flow to not travel in a straight line. If you undo your pants and drop your drawers, it won't happen. But you might get strange looks and in the wrong place, a good kicking.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #166 on: February 26, 2014, 12:45:56 AM »
I have given up shaking it. I just let it flow I can shake it 50 times or once the results are the freaking same.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #167 on: February 26, 2014, 03:56:08 AM »

Quote from: Johnny English on February 25, 2014, 07:05:19 PM
I have conducted experiments, and it's because of the slightly awkward positioning of the opening of some underpants causing the flow to not travel in a straight line. If you undo your pants and drop your drawers, it won't happen. But you might get strange looks and in the wrong place, a good kicking.

Do you lift up your shirt as well?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #168 on: February 26, 2014, 06:44:22 AM »
Depends how long the shirt is. It's unlikely your shirt would restrict the flow of pee, but you don't want to pee on your shirt.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #169 on: February 26, 2014, 06:54:32 AM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #170 on: March 05, 2014, 09:15:00 AM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #171 on: March 05, 2014, 11:41:47 AM »
Grape juice makes my poop green.  I only drink it on Saturdays during the football season, but not on the bye week.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #172 on: March 10, 2014, 08:17:14 AM »
Moving the clocks forward totally screwed up my dump schedule. First thing I had to do when I got in was run to the bathroom. Normally I can leisurely get settled at my desk and eat breakfast before I need to worry about that.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #173 on: March 10, 2014, 08:35:57 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 10, 2014, 08:17:14 AM
Moving the clocks forward totally screwed up my dump schedule. First thing I had to do when I got in was run to the bathroom. Normally I can leisurely get settled at my desk and eat breakfast before I need to worry about that.
. Shouldn't it have been the other way around?  I've had turd delay.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #174 on: March 10, 2014, 08:43:24 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 10, 2014, 08:35:57 AM
. Shouldn't it have been the other way around?  I've had turd delay.

That's what I thought. Maybe I was supposed to have a just after waking dump today.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #175 on: March 10, 2014, 08:46:36 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 10, 2014, 08:43:24 AM
That's what I thought. Maybe I was supposed to have a just after waking dump today.
. Better watch out, a few minutes earlier and you'll excrement the bed.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #176 on: March 10, 2014, 08:55:32 AM »
I've got a nice meatloaf cooking in my intestine.  Adding Starbucks coffee to it now.  Should be ready in 30 mins.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #177 on: March 10, 2014, 09:26:00 AM »
I cut out coffee more than a week ago so I miss the brewing effect. Feels a little more natural now though.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #178 on: March 10, 2014, 10:14:13 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 10, 2014, 08:17:14 AM
Moving the clocks forward totally screwed up my dump schedule. First thing I had to do when I got in was run to the bathroom. Normally I can leisurely get settled at my desk and eat breakfast before I need to worry about that.

I hadn't even thought about that.  I was wondering why I had to go so damn early today.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #179 on: March 10, 2014, 11:06:34 PM »
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