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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #480 on: April 07, 2017, 01:57:32 PM »
One of the security guards eats his breakfast (small Tupperware of oatmeal) in the bathroom, often at the same time I'm taking my 8:30 dump. He needs to find a new spot.

How can you eat in the same room someone is shitting in?

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #481 on: April 07, 2017, 02:03:40 PM »
One of the security guards eats his breakfast (small Tupperware of oatmeal) in the bathroom, often at the same time I'm taking my 8:30 dump. He needs to find a new spot.

How can you eat in the same room someone is shitting in?

Damn that's nasty.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #482 on: April 07, 2017, 02:15:27 PM »
One of the security guards eats his breakfast (small Tupperware of oatmeal) in the bathroom, often at the same time I'm taking my 8:30 dump. He needs to find a new spot.

How can you eat in the same room someone is shitting in?

The freak? He just stands there while people walk in and out taking pisses and dumps? That's really fuckn weird. It's even nasty when people leave their coffee or drinks on the sink while taking a pee or dump.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #483 on: April 07, 2017, 02:24:08 PM »
The freak? He just stands there while people walk in and out taking pisses and dumps? That's really fuckn weird. It's even nasty when people leave their coffee or drinks on the sink while taking a pee or dump.
He places it by the sink and eats it as he is getting ready for his shift.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #484 on: April 07, 2017, 02:25:29 PM »
One of the security guards eats his breakfast (small Tupperware of oatmeal) in the bathroom, often at the same time I'm taking my 8:30 dump. He needs to find a new spot.

How can you eat in the same room someone is shitting in?

America is disgusting
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #485 on: April 07, 2017, 02:30:52 PM »
America is disgusting
You would know after eating at BWW in NJ.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #486 on: April 07, 2017, 02:47:53 PM »
You would know after eating at BWW in NJ.

it was Bo's pick.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #487 on: April 07, 2017, 02:49:06 PM »
it was Bo's pick.

It was raining and it was close by.  The one where I live is OK.  I still regret it.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #488 on: April 07, 2017, 02:50:33 PM »
It was raining and it was close by.  The one where I live is OK.  I still regret it.

I'm not blaming you...Badge has this thing where he automatically assumes it's me when bad food is involved.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #489 on: April 07, 2017, 03:14:17 PM »
I'm not blaming you...Badge has this thing where he automatically assumes it's me when bad food is involved.



Maybe, just maybe, because it usually is.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #490 on: April 07, 2017, 03:15:00 PM »
Maybe, just maybe, because it usually is.


you are wrong.






seems to be your pattern lately.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #491 on: April 07, 2017, 03:16:11 PM »
One of the security guards eats his breakfast (small Tupperware of oatmeal) in the bathroom, often at the same time I'm taking my 8:30 dump. He needs to find a new spot.

How can you eat in the same room someone is shitting in?

I want to say this is one of the single most disgusting things I have ever read, it turns my stomach. He should know that there's excrement and pee particles in the air when someone takes a dumps or takes a pee.

You should have put this in the horrible thread.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #492 on: April 07, 2017, 03:16:30 PM »

you are wrong.






seems to be your pattern lately.

Blah blah blah
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #493 on: April 07, 2017, 04:17:21 PM »
If it's any consolation he doesn't do it every day. Maybe twice a week tops.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #494 on: April 07, 2017, 04:27:28 PM »
If it's any consolation he doesn't do it every day. Maybe twice a week tops.

What I find funny is that he's health conscious enough to have oatmeal in the morning, but doesn't mind eating it in the most unsanitary place possible.
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