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FlashGordon

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #120 on: December 21, 2013, 07:28:08 PM »
Sorry.  Unless your derriere and poopchute is in a different place than the standard human derriere and poopchute setup, standing up to wipe is just weird I guarantee it's less effective.

I mean, I'll try it once just to see, but...I doubt it.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #121 on: December 21, 2013, 08:04:03 PM »
Quote from: FlashGordon on December 21, 2013, 07:28:08 PM
Sorry.  Unless your derriere and poopchute is in a different place than the standard human derriere and poopchute setup, standing up to wipe is just weird I guarantee it's less effective.

I mean, I'll try it once just to see, but...I doubt it.

I'm afraid excrement will run down my thigh if I stand and there's a hanger-on.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #122 on: December 22, 2013, 07:12:42 PM »
Wife made a spicy bean stew.  I can't stop farting. 
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #123 on: December 23, 2013, 07:38:45 AM »
The wife made pulled pork sliders with slaw last night.  This morning, I walked out of the shower and cut this massive fart.  My wife walked back into the bedroom without knowing this and said

"oh my god...i can taste it"

"But that's your home cooking.  Pulled pork, babbie"


"no....that's your gut rot".











I had no reply. 
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #124 on: December 23, 2013, 10:06:12 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 23, 2013, 07:38:45 AM
The wife made pulled pork sliders with slaw last night.  This morning, I walked out of the shower and cut this massive fart.  My wife walked back into the bedroom without knowing this and said

"oh my god...i can taste it"

"But that's your home cooking.  Pulled pork, babbie"


"no....that's your gut rot".











I had no reply. 

Man, you should have thrown out my useless fact! "Smells are particulate-based. Remember that next time you 'taste' a fart."

Gold.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #125 on: December 23, 2013, 10:45:02 AM »
^  I had a rancid excrement about 45 mins ago.  Her complaints were warranted.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #126 on: December 23, 2013, 01:58:03 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 23, 2013, 10:45:02 AM
^  I had a rancid excrement about 45 mins ago.  Her complaints were warranted.

What the hell is wrong with your derriere, man?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #127 on: December 23, 2013, 02:08:10 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on December 23, 2013, 01:58:03 PM
What the hell is wrong with your derriere, man?

You must be new here.


Short version:  i eat like a cockroach
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #128 on: December 23, 2013, 02:18:56 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 23, 2013, 02:08:10 PM
You must be new here.


Short version:  i eat like a cockroach

But......  We all keep trying to help you!  Is Ketchup some form of sulfuric acid?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #129 on: December 23, 2013, 02:19:39 PM »
And did you eat the cat (and dude) in your av with said ketchup?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #130 on: December 23, 2013, 02:24:46 PM »
Nobody is helping....you guys are trying to kill me. *beads of sweat*
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #131 on: December 23, 2013, 02:25:37 PM »
In order of preference:

-mustard
-BBQ sauce
-ketchup
-Miracle Whip
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #132 on: December 23, 2013, 03:16:14 PM »
This reminded me of the time I gave myself food poisoning. Very similar.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #133 on: December 23, 2013, 03:19:16 PM »
So pickles make for a very effective laxative? Did not know that.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #134 on: December 23, 2013, 03:22:17 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 23, 2013, 02:25:37 PM
In order of preference:

-mustard
-BBQ sauce
-ketchup
-Miracle Whip
-cheese dust

FTFY
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