The Latrine

[Badger]

No. You've gone too far now.

Has anyone ever gone so far as even to need more to do look more like?

[Fenwyr]

Has anyone ever gone so far as even to need more to do look more like?

Did you just have a seizure?

[Badger]

Did you just have a seizure?

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[MBGreen]

No. You've gone too far now.

I'll take pics next time.

[Tommy]

I love walking into the bathroom at work while someone is brushing their teeth, and head right into a stall and destroy the toilet. The dude is brushing his teeth with tiny particles of my excrement.

Awesome.

[JFIF]

I thought I was the only weirdo who did this

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope/1472830117/@barryap

[Johnny English]

Who would stand to wipe? And why? That's ridiculous.

[Tommy]

Yeah, that's dumb. Lean to the left and go to town.

[JFIF]

Who would stand to wipe? And why? That's ridiculous.

it's really not. You cover more ground, not reaching in between your legs like an poopchute or so close to the poop water

[bojanglesman]

I think I started as a standing wiper when I was a kid and over time became a sitter.  Probably out of laziness.  Probably about the time I changed from tighty-whiteys to boxer underwear. 

If I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee, sometimes I sit down to have the option of falling asleep on the crapper.

[bojanglesman]

it's really not. You cover more ground, not reaching in between your legs like an poopchute or so close to the poop water

If you are close to touching poop water, you either need a new toilet or a new pair of glasses.

[JFIF]

If you are close to touching poop water, you either need a new toilet or a new pair of glasses.

I don't know if that even made sense. It's been so long since i sat and wiped that I forget the mechanics

[JFIF]

this is funny, I don't know how it's true but it applies I guess



Manton:

I'm a 23-year-old male who not only stands to wipe, but has never even contemplated any other form of wiping. I had no idea there was any other way until I went to college and people would see me stand-up over the top of the stall (I'm 6'4", the stall was roughly 5'10") and confused everyone. Apparently it's a New Jersey thing, as I did an impromptu dorm floor census (of both sexes), and everyone from Jersey wiped standing up.




The whole article is pretty awesome. Especially because of how evenly split it is and how weird standers/sitters think each other are..or know they exist

[Fenwyr]

I think I started as a standing wiper when I was a kid and over time became a sitter.  Probably out of laziness.  Probably about the time I changed from tighty-whiteys to boxer underwear. 

If I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee, sometimes I sit down to have the option of falling asleep on the crapper.

Sometimes you need to stand to get things sorted out.  Those peanut butter shits can be a nightmare.  Only reason I have baby wipes without a baby.

And as a sitting pisser (only at home), I see nothing wrong with that.  There's a reason why every decent home should have a urinal in at least one bathroom.

[Cane]

I usually let the situation dictate the tactics. Going in with a set, inflexible strategy is the recipe for disaster.