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MBGreen

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #465 on: January 28, 2016, 06:37:47 PM »
street tacos are delicious doe
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #466 on: January 28, 2016, 06:46:26 PM »
They're absolutely fine here in NYC.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #467 on: January 29, 2016, 12:16:34 AM »
I've had surprisingly few dumps since eating like Badger here at Disney World.  I have a flight home tomorrow.  The stars are not aligning for a pleasant trip home. 
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #468 on: January 29, 2016, 12:18:35 AM »

Quote from: bojanglesman on January 29, 2016, 12:16:34 AM
I've had surprisingly few dumps since eating like Badger here at Disney World.  I have a flight home tomorrow.  The stars are not aligning for a pleasant trip home.

I usually have the opposite problem. When I eat a lot of crap I get constipated and it sucks worse.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #469 on: January 29, 2016, 12:22:07 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 29, 2016, 12:18:35 AM
I usually have the opposite problem. When I eat a lot of crap I get constipated and it sucks worse.
What goes in must come out.  Even if it's all at once in Orlando's airport.  If you hear reports on the news of some sort of biological stink bomb attack at an airport, it was fun knowing you assholes.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #470 on: February 23, 2016, 10:01:59 AM »
i just shat out a turd the length of my forearm.  I wanted to take it to a taxidermist to have it mounted, and auctioned off at the next tailgate.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #471 on: June 17, 2016, 08:59:28 AM »
Something didn't agree with my innards.  My derriere is a sprinkler.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #472 on: June 17, 2016, 07:51:48 PM »
Just went to Best Buy and my son had to use the bathroom.  Men's room was partially coned off because someone had stuffed paper towels in the urinal, excrement in it, and flushed.

There were 3 stalls and 2 urinals.  The guy had to do it knowing he'd be in plain sight of anyone who walked in.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #473 on: June 17, 2016, 07:58:32 PM »
Probably a new employee. When his manager said "go take that excrement to the urinal", he simply meant hang up a Westinghouse TV in the bathroom.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #474 on: June 18, 2016, 08:50:05 AM »
Ok who took a dump in the bidet?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #475 on: August 12, 2016, 07:28:10 AM »
Ever since i put my notice in at work....i stopped flushing after taking a excrement at the office.



There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #476 on: August 12, 2016, 07:39:26 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on August 12, 2016, 07:28:10 AM
Ever since i put my notice in at work....i stopped flushing after taking a excrement at the office.



There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Next step: Upper deckers.  Then urinal deuces.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #477 on: August 12, 2016, 08:20:09 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 12, 2016, 07:39:26 AM
Next step: Upper deckers.  Then urinal deuces.

BAU
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #478 on: August 13, 2016, 09:18:38 AM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #479 on: August 13, 2016, 03:54:46 PM »
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