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bojanglesman

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #450 on: December 25, 2015, 07:54:46 AM »
Christmas dump, human?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #451 on: January 08, 2016, 09:11:43 AM »
Went a bit overboard with the ghost pepper sauce on my wings last night while drunk. My ringpiece is paying a painful price this morning.
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Miamipuck

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #452 on: January 08, 2016, 10:17:04 AM »
hahahaha
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<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #453 on: January 08, 2016, 11:25:19 AM »
For all of you heterosexually challenged folks that sit on Pee:

Fox News Report (the link is kosher) - It's a legit link safe for work.

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What really happens if you sit on pee?

The situation: You have to go really badly; you run into a public restroom, barely have time to lock the stall and unbutton your pants before plopping down on the toilet seat, which it turns out is covered with...someone else's pee. (Find out if it's bad to hold your pee.)

What you're worried about: "I'm going to get crabs! Genital herpes! Chlamydia! HPV! Syphilis! AIDS!!!"


For the rest of article go to the link
« Last Edit: January 08, 2016, 11:28:35 AM by Miamipuck »
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Tommy

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #454 on: January 15, 2016, 01:46:24 PM »
Taking a excrement at work, forgot to lock the stall, and someone walked in on me. My head was down texting so didn't see who it was. It was pretty funny.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #455 on: January 15, 2016, 02:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 15, 2016, 01:46:24 PM
Taking a excrement at work, forgot to lock the stall, and someone walked in on me. My head was down texting so didn't see who it was. It was pretty funny.

As I said earlier, Tommy posts never let me down.

How the hell did you forget to lock the stall?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #456 on: January 15, 2016, 02:17:46 PM »

Quote from: AlioTheFool on January 15, 2016, 02:04:50 PM
As I said earlier, Tommy posts never let me down.

How the hell did you forget to lock the stall?

Really hungover today, and moved the little metal thing the wrong way, door was shut so assumed it was locked. Plus I was texting.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #457 on: January 15, 2016, 03:10:57 PM »
MASSIVE thunderpoop today.

The first fart you cut when the initial  turd is about to fly was a sonic boom

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Badger

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #458 on: January 19, 2016, 08:10:00 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #459 on: January 25, 2016, 01:10:45 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #460 on: January 25, 2016, 02:00:19 PM »
Just came out of the bathroom. My stomach unleashed hellish fury in response to the awful food choices I made locked inside all weekend. Someone actually came in while I was shitting and loudly went "Agh!"
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #461 on: January 25, 2016, 06:24:52 PM »
I'm at Disney World.  My stomach just adjusted to the shitty intake all at once this afternoon.  I was sweating on the crapper.  Barely made it back before exploding.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #462 on: January 27, 2016, 09:53:50 PM »
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Tommy

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #463 on: January 27, 2016, 10:12:15 PM »
Hahahaha
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #464 on: January 28, 2016, 05:22:08 PM »
Hahahaha stealing that
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