The Latrine

[Miamipuck]

Why would I say anything to anyone in a bathroom?  If I'm gonna fart, I'm gonna fart.  There's only one thing that bothers me in a bathroom other than a line, and that's the guy talking on his cell phone while he's in there.

I see that all the time people talking on a cell while they're taking a dump or pissing. I make sure to flush the toilet or something to let the person on the other end know they're talking to a disgusting pig.

Btw there was one prominent guy that we all know here that did this to me and I hung up on him. He was flabbergasted and found it funny.

[bojanglesman]

Etiquette question: while standing at the urinal in a bathroom with others present, do you consider it acceptable to issue loud and smelly farts without apology or mention? I say yes, that it's entirely appropriate to do so in there, but my friend reckons that you should go into a stall to do it.

What say you?

I think it's fine either way.  Depends on whether you like to blast farts or just release them silently.  How could any real man be offended if someone farts out loud around them?  At least it warns you to run.

[MBGreen]

I issued a fart while standing at the urinal on friday. My boss walked in just as i let it go.

Zero fucks were given.

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[bojanglesman]

Just blew up the airport crapper.  You're welcome Norfolk.

[Badger]

Just blew up the airport crapper.  You're welcome Norfolk.

TERRORISM

[bojanglesman]

TERRORISM

Guilty as charged. 

You know a toilet has seen some things when the seat has wear marks.

[bojanglesman]

Moral question:  which is worse.......parking in a handicapped spot when you aren't handicapped or taking a handicapped crapper when you aren't handicapped?

I'll have to admit, I've done the latter many times.

[Badger]

Handicapped parking space is worse, the handicapped stall is fair game if all other stalls are full and no cripples are waiting.

[Tommy]

I never thought twice about using a handicapped stall.

[bojanglesman]

Anybody ever get called out on using the handistall?

[Badger]

I haven't, but I've heard stories.

[Heismanberg]

If I ever get called out for using the handicapped stall, I will just do my best Walter Jr. impression.

[bojanglesman]

I'd feel pretty bad if some handicapped dude had to wait to drop anchor because I'm an poopchute.  I've still done it though.

[Badger]

If I ever get called out for using the handicapped stall, I will just do my best Simple Jack impression.

FYP

[Johnny English]

I'd feel pretty bad if some handicapped dude had to wait to drop anchor because I'm an poopchute.  I've still done it though.

If you're using it because there are no other stalls available then it's fair enough. If you're using it because it's closest to the door and you like the extra space, you're an poopchute.