Author Topic: The Latrine  (Read 89404 times)

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

IATA

  • Shaun Ellis
  • *******
  • Posts: 6115
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #375 on: April 06, 2015, 10:36:25 PM »
nsfl


Heismanberg

  • Global Moderator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 48977
  • SAUCE
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #376 on: April 06, 2015, 10:38:13 PM »
nooooo
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45776
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #377 on: April 06, 2015, 10:38:22 PM »
Looks like MB's work have finally cottoned on to him:



*shudder*
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

Koz

  • Chad Pennington
  • ******
  • Posts: 2063

bojanglesman

  • Don Maynard
  • *************
  • Posts: 38892
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #379 on: April 30, 2015, 11:35:28 AM »
Something has wrecked my stomach.  I may have to watch the draft on the pooper.

Tommy

  • Mark Gastineau
  • *********
  • Posts: 15164
  • I don't get it
"Wrong!"

Badger

  • Global Moderator
  • Joe Namath
  • *****
  • Posts: 51871
  • The only one who's not a piece of excrement
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #381 on: May 05, 2015, 05:39:31 PM »

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45776
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #382 on: May 26, 2015, 05:30:18 PM »
Nothing caps off a productive day like a solid bowel movement. *prrrrt*
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

Miamipuck

  • Puckstapo
  • Moderator
  • Wayne Chrebet
  • *****
  • Posts: 26350
  • I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #383 on: May 26, 2015, 06:52:49 PM »
Nothing caps off a productive day like a solid bowel movement. *prrrrt*

Just to be clear your talking about your posts.
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45776
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #384 on: May 26, 2015, 07:26:16 PM »
Just to be clear your talking about your posts.
Henrik Lundqvist is back on the list.
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

Johnny English

  • Administrator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 35868
  • Effort. Technique. Violence.
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #385 on: June 20, 2015, 09:55:30 AM »
Etiquette question: while standing at the urinal in a bathroom with others present, do you consider it acceptable to issue loud and smelly farts without apology or mention? I say yes, that it's entirely appropriate to do so in there, but my friend reckons that you should go into a stall to do it.

What say you?
A cross-dressing limey poofter

ukilledkenny

  • Chad Pennington
  • ******
  • Posts: 2762
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #386 on: June 20, 2015, 10:00:18 AM »
Etiquette question: while standing at the urinal in a bathroom with others present, do you consider it acceptable to issue loud and smelly farts without apology or mention? I say yes, that it's entirely appropriate to do so in there, but my friend reckons that you should go into a stall to do it.

What say you?

I'm with you on this. Going in the stall just to fart is dumb, they can still hear it and probably smell it if it's a stinker. The no talking or eye contact rule should never be broken in a men's bathroom, ever, so definitely no need to say anything about it.

Tommy

  • Mark Gastineau
  • *********
  • Posts: 15164
  • I don't get it
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #387 on: June 20, 2015, 10:48:42 AM »

Etiquette question: while standing at the urinal in a bathroom with others present, do you consider it acceptable to issue loud and smelly farts without apology or mention? I say yes, that it's entirely appropriate to do so in there, but my friend reckons that you should go into a stall to do it.

What say you?

freak that. The bathroom is the one place where you can do it without saying anything. Urinal is no exception.
"Wrong!"

Ignatius J Reilly

  • Guest
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #388 on: June 20, 2015, 10:57:20 AM »
Why would I say anything to anyone in a bathroom?  If I'm gonna fart, I'm gonna fart.  There's only one thing that bothers me in a bathroom other than a line, and that's the guy talking on his cell phone while he's in there.

Tommy

  • Mark Gastineau
  • *********
  • Posts: 15164
  • I don't get it
Re: The Latrine
« Reply #389 on: June 20, 2015, 11:06:32 AM »
There's a writer in one of our divisions that doesn't seem to be all there. He walks with a limp, eyes seem a little crossed, and talks to himself in the bathroom. While he's in the stall you can hear him saying mundane excrement to himself like he's rain man. It's really disturbing. Thought it was a guy on the phone the first time.
"Wrong!"