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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #315 on: October 11, 2014, 04:33:38 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on October 11, 2014, 04:15:39 PM
That has to be photoshopped, right?

And those things are awesome, but not for my penis.

Most likely someone put that sticker there as a joke.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #316 on: November 14, 2014, 09:23:05 AM »
Airprrrrt.  Engage.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #317 on: November 23, 2014, 04:20:48 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #318 on: November 23, 2014, 04:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Badger on November 23, 2014, 04:20:48 PM
https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=%23fartrape&src=typd
I found this:

http://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/

"Ashleigh Ingle a proud feminist and an anarchist argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine. Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than that would be rape."

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #319 on: November 23, 2014, 04:32:55 PM »
So I guess if I take a dump in a Walmart bathroom (unlike MBGreen) and run someone out with the smell, that's gay rape.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #320 on: November 23, 2014, 05:39:29 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #321 on: November 23, 2014, 06:05:34 PM »
My dog has raped me twice in the last hour, once without even waking up.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #322 on: November 23, 2014, 06:45:57 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 23, 2014, 06:05:34 PM
My dog has raped me twice in the last hour, once without even waking up.
I hear you brother. My dog............fart-raped me..........too (bursts into tears).
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #323 on: November 23, 2014, 07:21:10 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 23, 2014, 04:32:55 PM
So I guess if I take a dump in a Walmart bathroom (unlike MBGreen) and run someone out with the smell, that's gay rape.


Walmart is no Beer Authority.


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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #324 on: November 28, 2014, 07:43:38 AM »
Thanksgiving's revenge sounds like a machine gun. 
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #325 on: November 29, 2014, 03:19:50 PM »
Thanksgiving did produce a shart, so there's that.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #326 on: December 05, 2014, 12:19:25 PM »
Went to a new bar last night. They have a scotch bonnet sauce for their wings, so of course I had to try it and blimey was it ever hot. The resulting arse pain this morning left me wondering whether it was all worth it.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #327 on: December 05, 2014, 02:58:49 PM »
Every year one of our vendors takes us out to Del Frisco's. I just got back and drop a huge log in the crapper. I'm also quite inebriated, which is nice.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #328 on: December 12, 2014, 07:09:10 AM »
Trying to figure out what I had at the bar that caused me to have green poop. I think it was the nachos.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #329 on: December 12, 2014, 01:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 12, 2014, 07:09:10 AM
Trying to figure out what I had at the bar that caused me to have green poop. I think it was the nachos.


Jalapenos and asparagus do that to me all the time.  I think they use food coloring to make them look unnaturally green.
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