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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #60 on: December 20, 2016, 12:23:41 AM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #63 on: June 29, 2017, 12:58:48 PM »
http://www.tmj4.com/news/national/pregnant-woman-shoots-kills-boyfriend-in-youtube-stunt

Jesus Christ.

"Hey, shoot me in the chest. Don't worry, this copy of 'Where's Waldo' will stop it dead on its tracks."

I wonder what the book's thickness was, but if they're the type of people to do that, then I doubt there are copies or "War and Peace" and "Count of Monte Cristo" in their house.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #64 on: June 29, 2017, 01:03:07 PM »
Jesus Christ.

"Hey, shoot me in the chest. Don't worry, this copy of 'Where's Waldo' will stop it dead on its tracks."

I wonder what the book's thickness was, but if they're the type of people to do that, then I doubt there are copies or "War and Peace" and "Count of Monte Cristo" in their house.
Neither of those would have stopped a 50 cal either.  They go through concrete walls.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #65 on: July 05, 2017, 11:33:33 PM »
Neither of those would have stopped a 50 cal either.  They go through concrete walls.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #66 on: July 06, 2017, 09:26:14 AM »
GRRM: "Hold my beer."

GRRM: *Scripts dumb boyfriend's gruesome death into book*
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #67 on: July 07, 2017, 11:40:55 AM »
They should have gone with a trust fall instead.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #68 on: December 07, 2017, 09:06:07 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #71 on: March 02, 2020, 09:52:02 PM »
Pretty sure the video was posted on r/winstupidprizes until reports of deaths were released.
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #73 on: August 17, 2020, 06:07:53 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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