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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2016, 04:16:00 PM »
Because there are people who are really into hiking and climbing and it's not something everyone can experience. It's an incredible representation of nature.

I wouldn't do it, but it's easy to see why people would.

I'm sure you probably read that initial post and immediately typed out a response, but look above your post. It was 5 minutes before yours.
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2016, 04:30:16 PM »
I'm sure you probably read that initial post and immediately typed out a response, but look above your post. It was 5 minutes before yours.

That's exactly what I did..and didn't do.


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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2016, 05:12:48 PM »
Because there are people who are really into hiking and climbing and it's not something everyone can experience. It's an incredible representation of nature.

I wouldn't do it, but it's easy to see why people would.

I enjoy mountains but I'm not on board with anything that's significantly life-threatening.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2016, 06:59:20 PM »
I pretty much guarantee I could climb Everest first try, having never climbed a mountain before. I'm just not into all that excrement.


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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2016, 07:00:15 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #50 on: May 24, 2016, 08:25:06 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #52 on: June 24, 2016, 08:08:29 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2016, 03:05:54 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2016, 05:38:48 PM »
...his friends knew it wasn't going to work and was probably a bad idea and just let him go through with it?

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #56 on: September 22, 2016, 05:40:44 PM »
His friends said he'll be really upset about not being able to have kids.  Of course, as a part time employee in a pizza shop, he likely couldn't afford them anyway.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #57 on: September 23, 2016, 11:58:18 AM »
That's a hoax story, confirmed.

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Re: Darwin Awards
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