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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #270 on: July 29, 2014, 12:14:55 PM »
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #271 on: July 29, 2014, 12:53:45 PM »
The new thing they have on Staten Island are these "bus only" lanes. Picture a 3 mile stretch with BQE like traffic, now remove a lane. It's possibly the dumbest idea of all time. And the fun part, if you're in the bus lane for more then a few minutes, a camera takes a pic of your license plate and hits you with a fine.

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« Reply #272 on: July 29, 2014, 01:08:52 PM »
The new thing they have on Staten Island are these "bus only" lanes. Picture a 3 mile stretch with BQE like traffic, now remove a lane. It's possibly the dumbest idea of all time. And the fun part, if you're in the bus lane for more then a few minutes, a camera takes a pic of your license plate and hits you with a fine.

Buy a small yellow bus because freak them.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #273 on: July 29, 2014, 01:19:22 PM »
Buy a small yellow bus because freak them.

Write, "this is a tiny bus" on your car.  Are there laws stating what is considered a bus?

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #274 on: July 29, 2014, 01:24:28 PM »
The new thing they have on Staten Island are these "bus only" lanes. Picture a 3 mile stretch with BQE like traffic, now remove a lane. It's possibly the dumbest idea of all time. And the fun part, if you're in the bus lane for more then a few minutes, a camera takes a pic of your license plate and hits you with a fine.

Why is it a dumb idea?
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #275 on: July 29, 2014, 01:31:58 PM »
Why is it a dumb idea?

Presumably he isn't on the bus.

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« Reply #276 on: July 29, 2014, 01:56:02 PM »
Why is it a dumb idea?

It seems its only for MTA buses.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #277 on: July 29, 2014, 01:56:31 PM »
Presumably he isn't on the bus.

Wish I was, I would get home faster.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #278 on: July 29, 2014, 01:59:43 PM »
Wish I was, I would get home faster.

The bus I take to the subway in the morning takes 20 minutes to go 1.7 miles on a typical day. No special lanes on Myrtle Avenue.

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« Reply #279 on: July 29, 2014, 02:02:23 PM »
It seems its only for MTA buses.

I still don't understand why it's dumb.
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« Reply #280 on: July 29, 2014, 02:05:40 PM »
I still don't understand why it's dumb.
Maybe there aren't enough buses to justify an entire lane to them? I don't know.  Wouldn't want a lane wasted 50% of the time.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #281 on: July 29, 2014, 02:07:33 PM »
I still don't understand why it's dumb.

I already told you, it's because he isn't on them.

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« Reply #282 on: July 29, 2014, 02:09:02 PM »
I still don't understand why it's dumb.

It's 4 lanes now cut down to 3 for commuter traffic. I would say about 25% of it is public bus transportation. It was really bad for commuters (non bus commuters) now it's a parking lot. It will take you 30 minutes to go from light to light. And, on top of it all Staten Island divers are horrible, the light turns green people speed up as fast as they can to each light. I see at least one rear end accident a week.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #283 on: July 29, 2014, 02:12:25 PM »
The first time I ever drove in SI, some idiot in front of me at a red light on a slight incline let his shitty pickup truck roll back into my bumper.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #284 on: July 29, 2014, 02:18:28 PM »
Apparently, NYC is making derriere loads of money off the camera tickets in the bus lanes. I read an article where people are getting tickets while trying to turn into shopping centers and private homes.

The first time I ever drove in SI, some idiot in front of me at a red light on a slight incline let his shitty pickup truck roll back into my bumper.

I live on a circle, assholes drive through like it's a Vin Diesel movie, I want to put those blacktop speed bumps down but with markings on them. Once there car bottoms out they will learn to slow down. too many little kids in the area.