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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #210 on: May 22, 2014, 09:08:43 PM »
I've never had frozen yogurt before and don't really care if I ever do, but we have a place downtown that people rave about. They had an event a while back that was 50% off or something, and people were queueing for half an hour for it. Outside. In Ottawa. In February. It was minus freaking twenty and those cunts were queueing for frozen yogurt.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #211 on: May 22, 2014, 10:15:02 PM »
Why is it that everyone and there mother from long Island wants to move to Greenville these days?

I've probably heard ten people in the last year tell me they're looking at houses down there

Two of my friends' families have moved down to the Carolinas in the last few years. I guess it's a thing now.

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« Reply #212 on: May 22, 2014, 10:22:27 PM »
My company has an office in Raleigh. I hear it's awesome down there.
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« Reply #213 on: May 23, 2014, 06:07:27 AM »
My company has an office in Raleigh. I hear it's awesome down there.
The triangle (Raleigh, Durham, Chapel Hill) is a great place for young professionals.  NC State, Duke, and UNC all near each other.
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I <3 NY
« Reply #214 on: May 23, 2014, 07:06:47 AM »
The triangle (Raleigh, Durham, Chapel Hill) is a great place for young professionals.  NC State, Duke, and UNC all near each other.

Yeah, that's where we get all our researchers. A lot of them are from small towns, too, so they're gullible enough to believe our career advancement crap, and work for excrement pay.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #215 on: May 23, 2014, 09:39:00 AM »
At least those bastards moving to the Carolina's aren't moving to this hell hole.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #216 on: May 23, 2014, 09:42:32 AM »
At least those bastards moving to the Carolina's aren't moving to this hell hole.

When I was a kid in the '90s, Florida was still the place most of the people who moved away went to. Whenever a classmate told us they were moving, it was always Florida.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #217 on: May 23, 2014, 10:03:22 AM »
It's just about the season for the strange looking costume characters to triple in numbers around time sq. But it's also the return of the naked painted women running around time sq.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #218 on: May 23, 2014, 10:08:12 AM »
^There were 5 Elmos per block in Times Sq during Super Bowl Boulevard.

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« Reply #219 on: May 23, 2014, 11:05:17 AM »
^There were 5 Elmos per block in Times Sq during Super Bowl Boulevard.

What makes it worst the costumes are always bad replicas. You want to see Quality, you have to to head to LA, in front of the Chinese theater.

 I watched Batman and a guy dressed like Maverick from top gun beat the pee out of each other there.

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« Reply #220 on: May 23, 2014, 11:15:07 AM »
They should really ban those guys. It's gross. You always see tourists reluctantly taking pictures with fat spiderman and down syndrome hello kitty. The deli where I used to grab lunch at on 44th was where they all hung out when on break. All mexicans, shockingly.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #221 on: May 23, 2014, 05:57:21 PM »
I am the naked cowboy

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Re: I <3 NY
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« Reply #223 on: May 27, 2014, 05:05:41 PM »
Was that the link you meant to post?
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #224 on: May 27, 2014, 05:42:22 PM »
Was that the link you meant to post?

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