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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #769 on: April 13, 2017, 09:24:48 AM »
"Wrong!"

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #770 on: April 13, 2017, 09:28:06 AM »
What a sloppy hit job. Wonder if it was a relative of someone she put away.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #771 on: April 13, 2017, 09:32:11 AM »
She killed herself

But it was sloppy.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #772 on: April 13, 2017, 09:34:34 AM »
"tommy hates spics" is the best tag on this site
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #773 on: April 13, 2017, 09:34:52 AM »
She killed herself

Well that seems more plausible. Likely jumped off the GW Bridge.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #774 on: April 13, 2017, 10:03:24 AM »
She killed herself

Did she tell you the Jets should draft DeShone Kizer?

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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #775 on: April 13, 2017, 02:22:18 PM »
What a sloppy hit job. Wonder if it was a relative of someone she put away.
Liberal NYC judge.  Maybe Trump's first try at Putin style governing?

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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #776 on: April 13, 2017, 09:16:34 PM »
Liberal NYC judge.  Maybe Trump's first try at Putin style governing?

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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #777 on: April 13, 2017, 09:23:14 PM »
Polonium-laced chocolate cake?
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #778 on: April 13, 2017, 09:29:10 PM »
Polonium-laced chocolate cake?

This sounds like a bloody good idea, although it might be easier just to wait for the kitchen to give him salmonella or e.coli.
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Re: Terrorists
« Reply #779 on: May 18, 2017, 11:26:35 AM »
Someone has driven a car into pedestrians in Times Square. 1 dead, 10 injured according to early reports. Could be an accident, but I'm putting it in here for now because I think we all know that it's freaking inevitable anyway.

Edit: happy to be wrong. NYPD reporting that it's DWI.
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