I <3 NY

[Badger]

http://istheltrainfucked.com/

[Rosetta Stoned]

Not an exact precedent, but the logic being used:

Unbelievable. Only in America...

[Johnny English]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2287038/Tanya-Byrd-murder-Grisly-photo-smiling-son-Bahsid-McLean-mothers-decapitated-head.html

[Badger]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2287038/Tanya-Byrd-murder-Grisly-photo-smiling-son-Bahsid-McLean-mothers-decapitated-head.html

'It was sticking out the bag and apparently it was an African-American leg,'

Kind of a bizarre sentence.

So anyway, what happened to the SoBro gentrification that's supposedly been coming for years?

[Badger]

http://www.psfk.com/2013/12/nyc-taxi-pin-up-calendar.html

[Badger]

http://gothamist.com/2013/12/11/video_brooklyn_thief_preps_with_hou.php#photo-1

[Miamipuck]

http://news.yahoo.com/meet-york-city-brand-weather-cockroaches-111929660.html

This part really got me turned on:

The odds of some mutant, hybrid cockroach resulting from interbreeding between standard American cockroaches and the Asian species are low, the scientists added, because male and female genitalia among cockroaches usually “fit together like a lock and key and that differs by species.”

Also, there are people who closely study cockroach genitalia.

[Fenwyr]

http://news.yahoo.com/meet-york-city-brand-weather-cockroaches-111929660.html

This part really got me turned on:

This ties in so well with Badger's crustacean porn.  People eat crab and lobster and just pretend they aren't giant roaches.

[Tommy]

This ties in so well with Badger's crustacean porn.  People eat crab and lobster and just pretend they aren't giant roaches.

Thanks for that. poopchute.

[Miamipuck]

This ties in so well with Badger's crustacean porn.  People eat crab and lobster and just pretend they aren't giant roaches.

I like to think of Lobsters as giant ants, but I see your point.

[Johnny English]

This ties in so well with Badger's crustacean porn.  People eat crab and lobster and just pretend they aren't giant roaches.

Maybe, but at least they're clean due to being constantly in the wash.

Anyway, if you think crab and lobster are gruesome things to eat you should check out the Moreton Bay Bug. They taste great but they look like something from a Clive Barker movie.

[Miamipuck]

Maybe, but at least they're clean due to being constantly in the wash.

Anyway, if you think crab and lobster are gruesome things to eat you should check out the Moreton Bay Bug. They taste great but they look like something from a Clive Barker movie.

They're "Slipper lobsters" down here, they do taste great.

Check out Monkfish




 or Chilean Seabass (Patagonian Toothfish)

[Badger]

They're "Slipper lobsters" down here, they do taste great.

When I was a meatman, we had a seafood case that we pushed and it had a box of those tails. We either called them slippertails or Langostinos depending on the guy we were selling to.

[Johnny English]

Langoustine is a different thing altogether. Puck's right that the slipper lobster is the same thing as a Moreton Bay Bug, I hadn't realised they existed outside of Australia.

[Badger]

Langoustine is a different thing altogether. Puck's right that the slipper lobster is the same thing as a Moreton Bay Bug, I hadn't realised they existed outside of Australia.

I'm completely aware that we were full of excrement.