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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #615 on: October 20, 2015, 10:35:22 AM »
Divisional rivalry and all that. Although the writers of the post are opening themselves up to some pretty obvious retorts regarding Toronto's utter inadequacy compared to New York in the only sport that actually really matters up here.

Box Lacrosse?
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #616 on: October 20, 2015, 10:37:00 AM »
Box Lacrosse?

I believe our lacrosse team is actually pretty good, which should be expected given it's officially Canada's national sport. I've never seen a game and I've no idea how we compare with NY's team.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #617 on: October 20, 2015, 11:05:15 AM »
I believe our lacrosse team is actually pretty good, which should be expected given it's officially Canada's national sport. I've never seen a game and I've no idea how we compare with NY's team.

Box lacrosse isn't a form that's really played here. However, in the 12 Lacrosse World Championships held every 4 years, the US has won 9 golds and 3 silvers. Canada has the other 3 golds the most recent being 2014.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #618 on: October 20, 2015, 11:06:52 AM »

My English coworker who lives in Toronto: "#3 is definitely a lie!" She's a chick.

How do you work together and she's never seen you?

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #619 on: October 20, 2015, 11:07:38 AM »
How do you work together and she's never seen you?

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #620 on: October 26, 2015, 01:24:38 PM »
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #624 on: December 09, 2015, 05:17:29 PM »
Overheard on the A train:

"What, you don't think on a crowded train that someone won't accidentally step on your foot? You're lucky I don't freaking destroy you!"

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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #625 on: December 09, 2015, 06:30:51 PM »
Overheard on the A train:

"What, you don't think on a crowded train that someone won't accidentally step on your foot? You're lucky I don't freaking destroy you!"

Whenever I hear excrement like this it's always a woman.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #626 on: December 09, 2015, 07:28:52 PM »

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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #627 on: December 09, 2015, 09:08:56 PM »
Overheard on the A train:

"What, you don't think on a crowded train that someone won't accidentally step on your foot? You're lucky I don't freaking destroy you!"

Whenever I hear excrement like this it's always a woman.
Hear something similar to this once or twice a week on the L and it's usually some indignant drunk white dude in his 20's who I don't know how he doesn't get knocked out 90 percent of the time.

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Re: I &lt;3 NY
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