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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #525 on: April 05, 2015, 12:06:56 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 05, 2015, 12:02:56 AM
I wouldn't, but it's none of your freaking business if I do and it's not your freaking card if I choose to draw. Also, how many times have you seen some drunk lady garden walk up to a table, drop $200 and then hit on 17 only to get a 3 or 4? Who are we to say they're wrong?

freak blackjack anyway, craps is really the most fun table game, it's not even close.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #526 on: April 05, 2015, 12:14:14 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 05, 2015, 12:06:56 AM
freak blackjack anyway, craps is really the most fun table game, it's not even close.

I've tried. I can't figure out how the freak it works when I'm sober, I've no chance drunk. I'll stick to blackjack.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #527 on: April 05, 2015, 12:18:13 AM »

Quote from: Johnny English on April 05, 2015, 12:02:56 AM
I wouldn't, but it's none of your freaking business if I do and it's not your freaking card if I choose to draw.

Pull that excrement at Resorts World Casino and 400 degenerates will make sure you never do it again.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #528 on: April 05, 2015, 12:34:30 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 05, 2015, 12:14:14 AM
I've tried. I can't figure out how the freak it works when I'm sober, I've no chance drunk. I'll stick to blackjack.

Tip the dealers/stickmen, you won't need to understand it, they will help you big-time.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #529 on: April 05, 2015, 01:37:54 AM »

Quote from: Miamipuck on April 05, 2015, 12:34:30 AM
Tip the dealers/stickmen, you won't need to understand it, they will help you big-time.

That's how I learned. Found an empty table and just had the dealers walk me through everything. I was my own shooter for a while. Lost a ton but gained enough knowledge of craps to make it a lot of fun.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #530 on: April 05, 2015, 08:19:56 AM »
I like to play blackjack once or twice a year if I can. I love the people who lose their excrement when you hit when the book says stay. They always bitch when they lose because of it and never say thanks when they win.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #531 on: April 05, 2015, 09:09:46 AM »

Quote from: Miamipuck on April 05, 2015, 12:06:56 AM
freak blackjack anyway, craps is really the most fun table game, it's not even close.

This.  A billion times this.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #532 on: April 19, 2015, 04:30:50 PM »
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #533 on: April 19, 2015, 06:07:00 PM »
^Is that real?
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #534 on: April 19, 2015, 06:40:48 PM »
I have no reason to believe it isn't.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #535 on: April 19, 2015, 06:41:46 PM »
Just googled them. They have a history.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #536 on: April 21, 2015, 06:50:27 AM »
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #537 on: May 03, 2015, 10:40:47 AM »
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #538 on: May 03, 2015, 12:16:53 PM »
Isn't Bonnie Rotten the pornstar that does BDSM/gangbang stuff
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #539 on: May 03, 2015, 12:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Pope on May 03, 2015, 12:16:53 PM
Isn't Bonnie Rotten the pornstar that does BDSM/gangbang stuff
Ask BarryTheBaptist/RichMiano
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