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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #480 on: March 23, 2015, 08:40:22 AM »
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #481 on: March 23, 2015, 09:03:17 AM »
Probably should be filed under horrific and depressing. That's just awful. excrement.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #482 on: March 23, 2015, 09:04:07 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 23, 2015, 09:03:17 AM
Probably should be filed under horrific and depressing. That's just awful. excrement.

Filed under "don't leave unattended hot plates plugged in you dumb fucks."
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #483 on: March 23, 2015, 09:06:43 AM »
I thought they weren't allowed to cook on Shabbat anyway?
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #484 on: March 23, 2015, 09:32:10 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 23, 2015, 09:06:43 AM
I thought they weren't allowed to cook on Shabbat anyway?

http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/95914/jewish/Food-Preparation-on-Shabbat.htm

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It is permissible to keep food warm on a gas flame or electric burner which has been turned on before Shabbat, as long as the source of heat is covered. This is usually done by covering the stovetop with a thin sheet of aluminum referred to as a blech (Yiddish for "tin"). It is preferable for the blech also to cover the control knobs for those burners which it covers, to prevent one from adjusting the flame on Shabbat.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #485 on: March 23, 2015, 09:35:23 AM »
Christ.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #486 on: March 23, 2015, 09:40:18 AM »
Man some of those customs are just freaking laughably absurd......god will smite you if you touch a burner on Sabbath....... hahahaha
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #487 on: March 23, 2015, 09:40:47 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 23, 2015, 09:35:23 AM
Christ.

He's definitely got nothing to do with it, he's not here yet.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #488 on: March 23, 2015, 09:41:44 AM »

Quote from: Miamipuck on March 23, 2015, 09:40:18 AM
Man some of those customs are just freaking laughably absurd......god will smite you if you touch a burner on Sabbath....... hahahaha

But if you follow the rules he'll murder your children. Sound logic.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #489 on: March 23, 2015, 09:43:16 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 23, 2015, 09:41:44 AM
But if you follow the rules he'll murder your children. Sound logic.

God is totally cool with loopholes in his rules!
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #490 on: March 25, 2015, 02:37:47 PM »
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #491 on: March 25, 2015, 02:40:22 PM »
Adult Preschool?



























































 I am in.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #492 on: March 25, 2015, 02:44:22 PM »
Christ
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #493 on: March 26, 2015, 12:12:24 AM »
Great small business venture.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #494 on: March 26, 2015, 03:14:36 PM »
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