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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #195 on: June 16, 2023, 01:02:56 PM »
Bratt 8 yrs $63M

Signed til age 33

I was open to the team exploring moving him if he asked for a ridiculous AAV. Under 8 for the prime years of a 70 point player is more than reasonable.

Lock up Timo and LFG.

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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #196 on: June 16, 2023, 04:04:14 PM »

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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #197 on: June 20, 2023, 05:49:50 PM »
Hurry up and trade us everything for Hellebuyck

Thanks
Pierre Lebrun is saying the Devils are in on Hellebuyck...get ready to pony up.

You guys are gonna hate this, but Nemec better be on the table.
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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #198 on: June 20, 2023, 05:54:27 PM »
Pierre Lebrun is saying the Devils are in on Hellebuyck...get ready to pony up.

You guys are gonna hate this, but Nemec better be on the table.
Best I can do is Vanecek and some guy named Nolan Foote.

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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #199 on: June 20, 2023, 06:02:35 PM »
Best I can do is Vanecek and some guy named Nolan Foote.
Lol

Sadly, spare parts ain't going to get this done.
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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #200 on: June 20, 2023, 06:29:12 PM »
I will be absolutely livid if Nemec is anywhere near a package for Hellebuyck.


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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #201 on: June 20, 2023, 07:24:03 PM »
I will be absolutely livid if Nemec is anywhere near a package for Hellebuyck.
Prepare your bum
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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #202 on: June 20, 2023, 09:33:28 PM »
Prepare your bum

Plz no. That kind of plowing will turn my bum from the size of a dime to the size of a silver dollar.

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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #203 on: June 20, 2023, 10:28:30 PM »
Lol

Sadly, spare parts ain't going to get this done.
Then it isn't getting done.

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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #204 on: June 21, 2023, 04:57:06 AM »
Vanecek, Joe Harris, and Denzel Mims for Hellebuyck.

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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #205 on: June 21, 2023, 05:31:04 AM »
Plz no. That kind of plowing will turn my bum from the size of a dime to the size of a silver dollar.
Fitzgerald tiny dick SZN
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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #206 on: June 21, 2023, 05:31:59 AM »
Vanecek, Joe Harris, and Denzel Mims for Hellebuyck.
Keep Mims and throw in some Arbys curly fries and  we have a deal
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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #207 on: June 21, 2023, 06:46:12 AM »
Then it isn't getting done.

Well, the Devils have shown interest for awhile...and it sounds like this would be a sign and trade scenario.  So, you'll be giving up some significant pieces if that's the case.  There are other suitors, so nothing is certain. 

but if you think Fitz is getting him for bottom-feeding talent....then you don't know NHL hockey.

If you want an example of the type of return, look at the M.Tkachuk deal from last summer.
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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #208 on: June 21, 2023, 03:59:08 PM »
Vanecek, Joe Harris, and Denzel Mims for Hellebuyck.
Humphries, Brooks and a pick

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Re: New Jersey Devils Thread
« Reply #209 on: June 21, 2023, 04:26:29 PM »
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