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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1500 on: October 30, 2020, 01:28:14 PM »
This

I'm not one to root for my teams to lose in the first place, but against hated division rivals? Absolutely not.

I just realised they're playing the Bills. I can't root for either of those teams to win, but I can take satisfaction from either of them losing. I would probably enjoy a Bills defeat more.
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« Reply #1501 on: October 30, 2020, 01:38:34 PM »
I just realised they're playing the Bills. I can't root for either of those teams to win, but I can take satisfaction from either of them losing. I would probably enjoy a Bills defeat more.

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1502 on: October 30, 2020, 01:45:47 PM »
I will be hoping that the Patriots get destroyed, and that we beat them twice. Anything else is too awful to consider.

Nope...0-16 is required for the tank.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1503 on: October 30, 2020, 01:49:02 PM »
I just realised they're playing the Bills. I can't root for either of those teams to win, but I can take satisfaction from either of them losing. I would probably enjoy a Bills defeat more.
Bills defeat would be funnier. This incarnation of the Pats isn't going anywhere so I'm not worried about them catching fire down the stretch.

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1504 on: October 30, 2020, 02:07:35 PM »
Nope...0-16 is required for the tank.

freak your tank, let's beat the Patriots.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1505 on: October 30, 2020, 02:08:51 PM »
I don’t root for the Jets to lose, I just accept it as the inevitable outcome during this season.

Although seeing this shitty team beat Belichick at least once would be freaking hilarious. He might die on the field.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1506 on: October 30, 2020, 02:09:04 PM »
Bills defeat would be funnier. This incarnation of the Pats isn't going anywhere so I'm not worried about them catching fire down the stretch.

I hate the fact that the division is competitive and we aren't in the conversation, I think I liked it better when we all knew week 1 who was winning the AFCE.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1507 on: October 30, 2020, 02:25:11 PM »
freak your tank, let's beat the Patriots.

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I'm thinking long term picture....not a meaningless game.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1508 on: October 30, 2020, 02:26:48 PM »
veto

I'm thinking long term picture....not a meaningless game.

No victory over a division rival is ever meaningless. Their suffering and shame is the only thing I have left to enjoy this season.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1509 on: October 30, 2020, 02:33:31 PM »
No victory over a division rival is ever meaningless. Their suffering and shame is the only thing I have left to enjoy this season.

No...it's meaningless.  This whole freaking season is meaningless except for 2 priorities....securing that #1 pick and watching Gase walk the plank.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1510 on: December 09, 2020, 06:28:14 PM »
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1511 on: December 10, 2020, 09:04:10 AM »
He’s about to go off Chaz Hansen style
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1512 on: December 10, 2020, 09:04:31 AM »
Damn the Packers just picked up Ardarius Stewart
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1513 on: December 10, 2020, 09:05:48 AM »
Stephen Hill, still available

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1514 on: December 10, 2020, 11:16:53 AM »
Johnny Lam Jones, dead.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.