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Welker suspended 4 games
« on: September 02, 2014, 05:54:27 PM »
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Filed to ESPN: Broncos WR Wes Welker has been suspended four games for use of amphetamines, per sources.
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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 05:57:07 PM »
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Wes Welker's return will come against the Jets in Week 6. 4 game suspension and bye week #nyj



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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2014, 06:04:47 PM »
Welkers doing meth?

Wed probably have been better off if he wasn't suspended. Since there would have been a great chance of him being injured or less than 100%.

Instead we get him completely healthy with a bye to get into the mix...

Although let's be honest Denver is gonna freaking torch us anyway

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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2014, 06:14:34 PM »
Yeah...I wasn't figuring we would beat them even without Welker.

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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 06:42:18 PM »
"Molly" is another name for ecstasy, which is MDMA, which stands for MethyDiMethAmphetamine. It isn't cut with amphetamines, it is amphetamines.

It's also not meth despite being a methamphetamine, meth refers to crystal meth which is a very different thing.
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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2014, 06:45:03 PM »
I figured he was just using something to cut weight and study.

Certainly shocking

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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2014, 07:05:43 PM »

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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2014, 07:49:41 PM »
How long till a Wes Welker poppin Molly's music video comes out ?

This seems a lil weak for me

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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2014, 08:21:11 PM »
Hope this is true, then he'll miss the Jets game.

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The Denver Post's Mike Klis reports the Broncos believe suspended WR Wes Welker will play Week 1 against the Colts.
Per Klis, the Broncos think they'll have Welker this week because "suspensions are never announced this late in week" with the "game plan" already "in place." Hmm. Okay. It's only Tuesday. We're not sure what to make of this, as we've never seen a suspended player allowed to play because the suspension was announced on a certain day of the week. It would obviously be an immediate boost for fantasy owners, but Welker is still getting a four-game ban. He's simply either going to be back Week 6 or 7. We'll update when further details are available.

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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2014, 08:23:06 PM »
Hope this is true, then he'll miss the Jets game.

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The Denver Post's Mike Klis reports the Broncos believe suspended WR Wes Welker will play Week 1 against the Colts.
Per Klis, the Broncos think they'll have Welker this week because "suspensions are never announced this late in week" with the "game plan" already "in place." Hmm. Okay. It's only Tuesday. We're not sure what to make of this, as we've never seen a suspended player allowed to play because the suspension was announced on a certain day of the week. It would obviously be an immediate boost for fantasy owners, but Welker is still getting a four-game ban. He's simply either going to be back Week 6 or 7. We'll update when further details are available.

Thatd be pretty awesome if the Broncos only beat us by 3 tds, instead of 5

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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2014, 08:28:49 PM »
Also it seems that Welker is celebrating this update

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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2014, 09:35:54 AM »
Welker is apparently now saying someone must have put something in his drink because he doesn't take Mollies.

Someone made a good point on Twitter last night. If this were a baseball player his HoF chances would have immediately become zero and he'd be villified. Why are football players less accountable for their drug/PED use in a sport where those things not only improve your on-field performance but also make you into a dangerous weapon to others?
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Re: Welker suspended 4 games
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2014, 09:37:24 AM »
Welker is apparently now saying someone must have put something in his drink because he doesn't take Mollies.

Someone made a good point on Twitter last night. If this were a baseball player his HoF chances would have immediately become zero and he'd be villified. Why are football players less accountable for their drug/PED use in a sport where those things not only improve your on-field performance but also make you into a dangerous weapon to others?

Molly is a party drug.  It's not enhancing his ability as a player. 

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