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Hater's Ball
« on: August 30, 2014, 07:39:17 AM »


There are some people I love to hate on besides the usual suspects (Patriots, Brady, Dolphins, etc.).  Pretty much anyone that everyone is all hyped up about or is too cocky.  Also there are some people I like to watch fail because it's funny.  I put this in here, but there are many other non-NFL people I love to hate too.

-Chip Kelly and his offense-  I hope Nick Foles throws 1 TD and 900 INTs.  I hope the 1 TD comes first just to get his hopes up.
-Jerry Jones- he can't freak up enough in my book.  I don't even hate him, I just love to hate on him.
-Steelers- they are due to be cellar dwellars.  freak them and their fans.  They deserve less than mediocrity.
-Joe Flacco, Eli Manning, and Andy Dalton- They all look like retards and it's funny to see close-ups of them after INTs.
-Johnny Manziel- I hope he gets crushed and someone throws a couple of $1s on him while he's on the ground.
-Richard Sherman-  I hope they flag him every time he moves.
-Oddly enough, I like Jay Cutler.  Maybe because he's a quiet poopchute that embraces it.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!
« Last Edit: August 30, 2014, 07:47:35 AM by bojanglesman »

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2014, 08:16:05 AM »
Josh Freeman AKA Joe Blacco...

Enjoy free agency, you broke derriere mother fucker
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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2014, 08:29:38 AM »
Josh Freeman AKA Joe Blacco...

Enjoy free agency, you broke derriere mother fucker

Haha.  He's in the Eli Manning group.  I just loved watching him freak up.  RIP Blacco.

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2014, 08:32:57 AM »
Kaepernick.  It's always awesome to watch good teams freak up a signing for a change.  I hope he makes them regret signing his retarded head.  He probably won't, but freak him.  I hope his headphones malfunction coming off the bus and release a deafening sound that prevents him from hearing playcalls.

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2014, 08:55:43 AM »
-Both Harbaugh's.  Each is more insufferable than the other. 

-Really glad to see Roger Goodell's hard stance facade crumbling into an obvious "I'll do whatever the owners and media tell me to" puddle.  Backpedal yourself all the way out the door, dickhead.

-Jimmy Haslem and Dan Snyder, for obvious reasons.

-Tony Dungy, because he raped and murdered that poor girl back in '97.

-Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.  Four freaking Emmy's for acting retarded. 

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2014, 09:05:25 AM »
I hate kaepernick and his face.
"Wrong!"

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2014, 10:17:38 AM »
I hate Pete Carroll

I hate Demontre Moore (for no rational reason)

I hate all things NE sports related. I actually went to Boston for a conference a couple of years ago, and was determined to hate the hell out of the city but sadly I liked the city so I reserve the hate for sports and people from there.

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I hate Tim Tebow
I hate pretty much all reporters covering the jets
I hate insane Diva WRs like Holmes, Mike wallace and Antonio Brown

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2014, 09:15:20 PM »
Russell wilson
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Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2014, 11:40:03 PM »
I hate all fin fans, they're retards.
I hate all of you faggots.
I hate everything about the Flyers and that dirty city they reside in.
I hate the Islanders.
I hate the Penguins, they're the Indianapolis Colts of the NFL, freak them.
I hate Ovechkin, all that skill and no concept of team, he will never win excrement.
I hate Sidney Crosby, that whiny bitch.
I hate Dennis Potvin, he's an arrogant queynte.
I hate the whining crying pussified Montreal Canadiens their entire fanbase and team, freak them.
I hate the Patriots their entire organization, Kraft especially that pretentious queynte.
I hate Brady and hope he chokes to death on cum while blowing a horse.



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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2014, 10:22:54 AM »
Hate is such a strong word, such a negative and destructive emotion.

I freaking hate Liverpool FC, the city, the players, the managers and every single last one of their whiney nasal self-pitying shithead fans.
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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2014, 10:28:13 AM »
I hate Sanjay Lal
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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2014, 11:33:51 AM »
I hate Bill Belichik
I hate New England
I hate Massachusetts
I hate Boston
I hate Brady- queynte
I hate the whole Dolphin organisation
I hate MiamiPuck for calling me a bundle of sticks when I don't know if I am
I hate all you Faggots
I hate all haters of Dan Dierdorf
I hate that you assholes have probably contributed to Dan retiring because he is pissed off being hated
I hate with a passion - Manish Mehta - I hate him hate him hate him! I want to slap his mouth and say freak off!
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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2014, 01:22:08 PM »
LOL great thread!

The Giants. freak the Giants and their fans, they can't lose enough to make me happy.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2014, 01:41:38 PM »
I hate MiamiPuck for calling me a bundle of sticks when I don't know if I am

If he called you one, you are one.  He's the expert.

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Re: Hater's Ball
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2014, 01:45:56 PM »
I hate Bojanglesman he's a bundle of sticks.
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