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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1260 on: August 03, 2021, 12:55:38 PM »
https://twitter.com/WesSteinberg/status/1422565067913060354

LOL what the freak is going on over there.

EDIT: Ah damnitt. A very well done troll account.
It does sound like the sort of thing Giants fans would be proud of.

"This one backup RB fumbled during red zone practice so Judge shot his mother in the head, this team is gonna be so disciplined."

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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1261 on: August 06, 2021, 12:00:24 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1262 on: August 06, 2021, 03:38:32 PM »
https://twitter.com/nydailynews/status/1423645812605730828?s=21

Excerpt from Judge's most recent team speech:

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Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But the trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all. War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god.

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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1263 on: August 06, 2021, 03:41:07 PM »
Lol
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1264 on: August 06, 2021, 04:04:09 PM »
Daniel Jones is the ultimate practitioner of the ultimate game

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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1265 on: August 06, 2021, 04:17:53 PM »
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1266 on: August 06, 2021, 04:20:12 PM »
"There is no Eli and we are his prophets."
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« Reply #1267 on: August 06, 2021, 04:23:26 PM »
That man who sets himself the task of singling out the football of order from the scrimmage will by the decision alone have taken charge of the practice and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own gridiron.
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1268 on: August 17, 2021, 07:03:23 PM »

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« Reply #1269 on: August 17, 2021, 07:21:03 PM »
That man who sets himself the task of singling out the football of order from the scrimmage will by the decision alone have taken charge of the practice and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own gridiron.
This made my brain hurt.
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1270 on: August 17, 2021, 07:22:55 PM »
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1427747134091186180?s=19

freaking classy!

Mara really misses the days when they would just spear each other in the head instead of saying something rude.
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1271 on: August 30, 2021, 08:51:18 AM »
Lol OL

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« Reply #1272 on: August 30, 2021, 10:09:22 AM »
Lol OL

I haven't watched any of their preseason other than highlights against us, but apparently Andrew Thomas is absolutely shitting the bed.
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« Reply #1273 on: August 30, 2021, 07:35:05 PM »

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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #1274 on: September 01, 2021, 11:04:57 AM »
Retiring Strahan's number.
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