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« Reply #600 on: November 29, 2017, 12:03:45 AM »
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« Reply #601 on: November 29, 2017, 12:05:39 AM »
For Geno Smith, I laughed a good half hour. I don't understand the logic, I really don't, this is too funny.

BTW I heard on the radio that this didn't come from Reese, it came from above.
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« Reply #602 on: November 29, 2017, 02:26:05 AM »
Apparently Geno Smith will basically act as a placeholder while Davis Webb gets first-team reps during practice so he can start for the last few games of the season.

So in addition to his horrible supporting cast, Geno will be going into games as the starter while never getting and continuing not to get first-team practice reps.

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« Reply #603 on: November 29, 2017, 04:29:35 AM »
Two beautiful dream happenings for Jet fans this month

1. GeNO starting for the "clazzy Goindz"

2. the fat boring blowhard waddling out of WFAN on December 15

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« Reply #604 on: November 29, 2017, 06:59:12 AM »
Should the Jets sign Eli?
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #605 on: November 29, 2017, 08:12:03 AM »
I love that the Giants are shitting on Eli....maybe you should've put on that Chargers jersey, poopchute.  hahahahaha


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« Reply #606 on: November 29, 2017, 08:15:18 AM »
Geno tears ACL on first play, Davis Webb tears his on next play.  Eli comes back in, leads Giants to win out, dropping their draft slot as low as possible, then requests to be released.  Goes to Redskins after Cousins leaves and shits all over Giants for the next 3 years.

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« Reply #607 on: November 29, 2017, 08:31:59 AM »
I mean at the very least, even if the Giants draft Darnold or Rosen, they come out with egg on their face from this whole fiasco and essentially have to clean the entire franchise out.

It would be phenomenal if they kept Reese and/or Mcadoo around, and Geno put up an great 5 game stretch to make them hesitate about drafting a QB. Its highly unlikely, but boy would it be awesome for them to go all in on Geno (or even Webb) and have it fall apart next year.

Also, for once, the NY Jets are not the circus in town.

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« Reply #608 on: November 29, 2017, 08:34:46 AM »
I told someone that I would bet every dollar I had and borrow as much as I could to bet that Geno isn't winning out.
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« Reply #609 on: November 29, 2017, 09:10:41 AM »
Also, for once, the NY Jets are not the circus in town.

But we still suck
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #610 on: November 29, 2017, 09:12:16 AM »
But we still suck

The Giants brass getting lit up like an xmas tree is more entertaining than our usual suckage, thankfully.
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« Reply #611 on: November 29, 2017, 09:13:38 AM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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« Reply #612 on: November 29, 2017, 09:39:39 AM »
I love that the Giants are shitting on Eli....maybe you should've put on that Chargers jersey, poopchute.  hahahahaha


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Yeah I’m sure he’s really sad he wasn’t a charger. Like 2 Super Bowls sad
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #613 on: November 29, 2017, 09:56:50 AM »
Yeah I’m sure he’s really sad he wasn’t a charger. Like 2 Super Bowls sad

I don't care if he's sad.  He and his goofy father pouted when the Charger selected him, that's a bitch move.
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #614 on: November 29, 2017, 10:00:15 AM »
Apparently Geno Smith will basically act as a placeholder while Davis Webb gets first-team reps during practice so he can start for the last few games of the season.

So in addition to his horrible supporting cast, Geno will be going into games as the starter while never getting and continuing not to get first-team practice reps.

If this is the case, why would they choose to let Geno play over Eli? You'd think Manning would need the starter reps far less than Geno, so he could afford to give them up.

What a mess the Giants are.
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