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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #285 on: January 31, 2016, 10:47:37 AM »
How do you only get manslaughter for tying up and beating a prostitute to death?

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« Reply #286 on: February 10, 2016, 11:15:16 AM »
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« Reply #287 on: March 09, 2016, 04:05:06 PM »
It's a free agency signing but it belongs in this thread.

They signed Olivier Vernon for 5 years, $85 million, $52 million guaranteed.

That's more guaranteed money than JJ Watt got

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« Reply #288 on: March 09, 2016, 04:11:05 PM »
It's a free agency signing but it belongs in this thread.

They signed Olivier Vernon for 5 years, $85 million, $52 million guaranteed.

That's more guaranteed money than JJ Watt got

In their defense, some of this may be "injury-only" guarantees, which aren't true guarantees.  May be more fluff than substance. 

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« Reply #289 on: March 09, 2016, 04:16:32 PM »
Wilk is getting more expensive with each passing hour

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« Reply #290 on: March 09, 2016, 05:08:48 PM »
Wilk is getting more expensive with each passing hour

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.



Not necessarily.  His options get more limited as these teams jizz all their cash away.  At some point he'll have to decide between the Jets' offer (if there is one) or playing out this year on the tag.

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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #291 on: April 28, 2016, 08:39:27 PM »
Eli Apple - CB - Ohio State


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« Reply #292 on: April 28, 2016, 08:42:12 PM »
^ my entire draft party lol'd

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« Reply #293 on: April 28, 2016, 09:57:21 PM »
^ my entire draft party lol'd

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you mean your one Lion's fan friend

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« Reply #294 on: April 28, 2016, 10:14:35 PM »
you mean your one Lion's fan friend
Nope

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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #295 on: April 29, 2016, 08:24:01 AM »
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But there didn’t seem to be any remorse for opportunity lost in East Rutherford when the apple of the Giants’ eye turned out to be Ohio State cornerback Eli Apple, a pick so surprising, it even surprised Eli Apple, heretofore known as The Other Eli.

“He’s like a black Eli Manning,” his mother, Annie Apple, told The Post from Chicago. “The personality, his facial expressions, the whole nine."
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« Reply #296 on: May 06, 2016, 09:15:54 AM »
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/06/giants-center-says-some-teammates-are-just-happy-to-be-there/

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“The percentage of guys who are just OK to be there [in the league] is pretty high,” Richburg said. “This is pretty rare. The majority of my offensive line is not doing anything right now. . . .

“I know a lot of guys are just happy to be there. That’s the difference between them and the guys who are here.”

He's probably right, but it's a dick move to bash your fellow teammates in the media.

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« Reply #297 on: May 06, 2016, 09:20:45 AM »
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/06/giants-center-says-some-teammates-are-just-happy-to-be-there/

He's probably right, but it's a dick move to bash your fellow teammates in the media.

I'm actually OK with this. He's a young guy who was probably the best player on their line last year, he's putting in all the extra hours, and he's expecting his linemates to be as committed to succeeding as he is. I doubt that his sentiments will come as any surprise to those linemates, I imagine he speaks to them in person on a fairly regular basis and they're aware of his disappointment in their work ethic. If you're the best player in your unit and the hardest worker, I think you have the latitude to call the others out.
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« Reply #298 on: May 06, 2016, 09:48:01 AM »
I'm actually OK with this. He's a young guy who was probably the best player on their line last year, he's putting in all the extra hours, and he's expecting his linemates to be as committed to succeeding as he is. I doubt that his sentiments will come as any surprise to those linemates, I imagine he speaks to them in person on a fairly regular basis and they're aware of his disappointment in their work ethic. If you're the best player in your unit and the hardest worker, I think you have the latitude to call the others out.

I agree except for doing it in the media.

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« Reply #299 on: May 06, 2016, 09:50:50 AM »
I agree except for doing it in the media.

Maybe he has already tried doing it in private and gained no traction, and is now taking an approach of "freak you, you're not going to get away with undermining all of my hard work because you're too lazy to do anything other than that which the team mandates you to". It's the kind of thing I can totally imagine Mangold doing if he felt that his linemates weren't stepping up to the mark.
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