Please don't say crapshup.
Jeezus, no.
A heavy portion of any of the following will suffice: Cheese, gravy, salsa. Hot sauce can clearly couple nicely with two of the three options here. Oddly enough, I've met some people who love putting maple syrup on their eggs. I don't know about that one.
If I go with a hot sauce, I go with the local LaVic Sauce (aka Orange Sauce) from a mexican restaurant in the Bay Area. It's top notch.