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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2014, 11:54:54 AM »
I had no idea hockey players can make so much.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2014, 11:55:26 AM »
I had no idea Dave Bolland could make so much.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2014, 12:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 01, 2014, 11:55:26 AM
I had no idea Dave Bolland could make so much.

Or Jussi Jokinen for that matter.

I wanted Cammalleri on the Devils since the trade deadline last year. Contract is fine in terms of dollar amount but is a year too long. On a day where Benoit Puliot got the contract he did, I'm not going to bitch that the Devils went a year too long for a guy who fits like a glove and will probably lead the team in scoring at the end of the year.
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« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2014, 12:14:28 PM »
Don't like the Boyle signing, the rangers should have kept Stralman who is on the right side of 30, entering some prime years and is still improving yearly.

The Poo signing is freaking insanity, lol. Good luck with that Edmonton. The Bolland signing is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have seen this FA period, horrible.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2014, 12:25:22 PM »
holy excrement, Orpik gets 5 years 27 million. 





Brooks.............Orpik.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2014, 12:25:27 PM »
Hahhahaahah more insane stuff:

For this absolute stiff:

Capitals announce 5 Years...27.5 million total for Brooks Orpik.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2014, 12:26:05 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 01, 2014, 12:25:22 PM
holy excrement, Orpik gets 5 years 27 million. 





Brooks.............Orpik.

Beat me by 5 seconds......hahahahahahahah Orpik is horrible.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2014, 12:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on July 01, 2014, 12:26:05 PM
Beat me by 5 seconds......hahahahahahahah Orpik is horrible.

I can skate better than Orpik.  Which, as you know, says a lot.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2014, 12:29:33 PM »
Jets get Matthieu Perreault for 3yrs / $9M. Not a bad piece of business.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2014, 12:30:17 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 01, 2014, 12:28:43 PM
I can skate better than Orpik.  Which, as you know, says a lot.

Hahahaha you're also younger.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2014, 12:30:39 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 01, 2014, 12:29:33 PM
Jets get Matthieu Perreault for 3yrs / $9M. Not a bad piece of business.

That's a great signing given all of these ridiculous contracts.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2014, 12:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 01, 2014, 12:29:33 PM
Jets get Matthieu Perreault for 3yrs / $9M. Not a bad piece of business.

Just saw that.  We needed a center, and he fits the bill.  Most likely Ollie the Joker's replacement.



Condolences on getting raped in the Spezza trade, and then losing Hemsky.  Yikes.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2014, 12:32:17 PM »
Gionta to Buffalo, Shawn Thornton to Florida, Ales Hemsky to Dallas. Dallas are starting to look like they have a lot of firepower with Benn and Seguin already there.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2014, 12:32:56 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 01, 2014, 12:32:17 PM
Gionta to Buffalo, Shawn Thornton to Florida, Ales Hemsky to Dallas. Dallas are starting to look like they have a lot of firepower with Benn and Seguin already there.
The Gionta deal is laughable as well.
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Re: 2014-2015 NHL thread
« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2014, 12:33:18 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 01, 2014, 12:29:33 PM
Jets get Matthieu Perreault for 3yrs / $9M. Not a bad piece of business.

Considering the absolutely insane dealings going on right now (Orpik got what?!?!?!), it was a very nice move for the Jets.

Erhoff to the Pens seems like the steal of the day, and the Canucks got Ryan Miller at a decent price.
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