Except they can't pick any of those teams because they were all playoff teams last season, so they would have had to have volunteered. Still, what's wrong with the Falcons? You're going to:
LAUGH! at the crazy pranks played by Matt "Personality" Ryan, including hiding Roddy White's shoes and sticking his tongue out behind Matt Bryant's back.
GASP! at the team's ability to make a colossal array of defensive ends immediately forget what they're supposed to do when they put on a helmet.
SHUDDER! as the team doctor explains this season's reason why Sean Witherspoon isn't going to wear pads (and for the chance to win a car, enter our competition at
www.areyoureallystillwatchingthisshit.com and just tell us in which pre-season game Osi Umenyiora will pick up his season ending injury).
CRY! as Coach Smith gives his team a stern talking to, tells them to straighten up and fly right, and then takes them all to Sonic as a treat because he's worried that he upset them.
Really, it sounds amazing. Can't wait.
