Hair Metal

[MBGreen]

bring it back.

[MBGreen]

This one is for Coach K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDveKxl7Ohs

[Coach K]

I don't even have to click it. I already know . And I freaking love it. DREAM WAAAAARRRRIORRRSS!


I referenced Dokken n posted that video somewhere on fb the other day lol

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Remember this hair metal hit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2q_-xN2N54

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Nobody fucks with a bad derriere like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1knO1Ip9oEg

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Such hetero.  So masculinity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQAmaZ7dRk

[Ignatius J Reilly]

There is something different about this man.  His hair is the same as the last one, but something I can't put my finger on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQOmDUnt8Hs

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Subtitles so you can ignore the lyrics and just feel the PWWWWWSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Some serious sexual tension between the man and woman in this duet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I had this badass uncle who used to ride a badass motorcycle and wear a badass leather jacket.  Turns out he rode it to this badass gay bar!  And he met his badass partner who became his badass husband and they played this at their BADASS GAY WEDDING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETENrv8cnU

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Who hasn't thought about HOT TWIN SISTERS coming out of the poster on the wall to whisk them away to a magical world with a Native American spiritual guide?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLggqjddKM

[Ignatius J Reilly]

MOTHER. freaking. TRIXTER! FEEL THAT PWWWWWSSSSSHHHHHH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VooRUo7NoF8

[Ignatius J Reilly]

DID YOU SAY MOAR TRIXTER!?!?!

Now with IRON MAN AMY ADAMS (0:25)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt5COKwDads

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Hair metal is nostalgia.  Hair metal is baby pictures.  Hair metal is writing on a piano and watching a video of yourself writing on a piano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU5Y-URX0V0

[Ignatius J Reilly]

You had me at chainsaw.  You.  Had me.  At chainsaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo