PGA Tour

[Tommy]

Fixed your--wait what?

Replace hot tourists with fat Mexicans.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Replace hot tourists with fat Mexicans.

There are no fat Mexicans in bikinis on the pier.  They're in the water in t shirts and jean shorts.  Or on the sand just sitting.  As my Mexican friend told me, Mexicans can sit the excrement out of a nice piece of outdoor space.  The last thing they want to do on a day off is walk around.

[Miamipuck]

So you shoot an 80 your first time ever playing, and then hang it up for good.

85 Cheech, an 85. I always enjoyed driving around a golf cart drinking more than golfing. Last time I was on a gold course I drove Miss Florida contestants around. It was glorious.

[Tommy]

85 Cheech, an 85. I always enjoyed driving around a golf cart drinking more than golfing. Last time I was on a gold course I drove Miss Florida contestants around. It was glorious.

I still don't, and will never believe that you shot an 85 on your first ever round.

[Miamipuck]

I still don't, and will never believe that you shot an 85 on your first ever round.

You can believe it or not if you want. The first shot I ever took landed 5 feet from the cup, it's a fact. I did it when I was 14 to. BTW I never played again.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I still don't, and will never believe that you shot an 85 on your first ever round.

I shot an 80 my first time golfing.

I was four years old, and the place was Camelot Mini Golf.  The club was blue, the ball was red, and the forecast called for windmills.

[Pope]

Back to our regularly scheduled activity..

Spieth is absolutely killing it right now

[SixFeetDeep]

Spieth is -14 after 2 rounds, which is the lowest score ever after 2 rounds of a major championship.

[MBGreen]

Spieth is -14 after 2 rounds, which is the lowest score ever after 2 rounds of a major championship.

Puck Spieth

[Pope]

Spieth is -14 after 2 rounds, which is the lowest score ever after 2 rounds of a major championship.

I thought he tied the record

Nevermind I'm wrong

[Tommy]

Puck Spieth

Hahahaha

[SixFeetDeep]

I thought he tied the record

Nevermind I'm wrong

I think you're right. he set the masters record and tied the major record.

[Miamipuck]

Puck Spieth

Hahahaha

freak you.  You worthless piece of shits.  It takes hard work and dedication not that you two would know about those from your little pee wee strippers and broomball.  If you want to get through the challenges you have to be strong as hell.  It's easy to excrement on me and my passions from your keyboard but show up in my house and I will teach you what a warrior is.

[Tommy]

Hahahhaha

[Heismanberg]

who is this old freak with the really hot daughter?