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Heismanberg

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Why we don't have more members
« on: April 06, 2015, 11:37:26 AM »
Actually, endless is a bit exaggerated. See, no one even wants to join this skidmark of a message board because of all the flaming, redundant douchebaggery that goes on here. You douches really are in an exclusive class of your own making all other douches seem tolerable.

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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2015, 07:28:40 PM »
What does douche mean? Maybe I'm unclear on the definition of the word.
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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2015, 07:32:58 PM »
What does douche mean? Maybe I'm unclear on the definition of the word.

All I know is that when Puck called Klax a douche, he turned into a giant, blubbering, lying hoo-ha.

"MR E HACKED INTO MY ACCOUNT!"
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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2015, 07:47:31 PM »
All I know is that when Puck called Klax a douche, he turned into a giant, blubbering, lying hoo-ha.

"MR E HACKED INTO MY ACCOUNT!"

To be fair I called everyone a douche.
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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2015, 07:49:13 PM »
To be fair I called everyone a douche.

When you took the "s" off of douches, that's when Scikotic started prrrting all over that thread.

"YOU NUMBNUT MOTHER FUCKER!  How dare you fix my post."
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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2015, 07:51:37 PM »
When you took the "s" off of douches, that's when Scikotic started prrrting all over that thread.

"YOU NUMBNUT MOTHER FUCKER!  How dare you fix my post."

im just trying to figure out how Klax called someone else a douche.
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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2015, 08:14:08 PM »
I'm trying to figure out why anyone would take anything any of you douches have to say seriously.

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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2015, 08:24:42 PM »

I'm trying to figure out why anyone would take anything any of you douches have to say seriously.

Show up in my house, sit down at my kitchen table, eat a light lunch, and then we'll figure out who the douche is.

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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2015, 08:30:44 PM »
Show up in my house, sit down at my kitchen table, eat a light lunch, and then we'll figure out who the douche is.
In other words...you'll show me what a warrior is?

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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2015, 08:31:38 PM »
In other words...you'll show me what a warrior is?

No, but he'll show you how to make a great caesar salad.
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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2015, 08:32:21 PM »
No, but he'll show you how to make a great caesar salad.

The dressing has too many calories
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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2015, 08:32:57 PM »
No, but he'll show you how to make a great caesar salad.
I may be the bigger douche, who knows? But, I'd be all ears on that subject.

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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2015, 08:36:12 PM »
Hey, Klax was wrong. Someone signed up today.


It may be to hack our board, but sign up...they did.

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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2015, 08:36:49 PM »

The dressing has too many calories



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Re: Why we don't have more members
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2015, 08:51:30 PM »
Klax does like Ken's sauce in his mouth
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