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Started by Tommy, March 19, 2015, 11:23:01 PM

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Tommy

#30
March 20, 2015, 12:16:59 PM

Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on March 20, 2015, 11:19:06 AM
Tommy in a nutshell:

Doesn't get why people on minimum wage complain about not being able to make ends meet...

...drops $600 on a hotel room for a stripper and doesn't even freak her.

What's worse is that I was trying to nickel and dime my move. I could have used that 600 on a better tv
"Wrong!"

IATA

#31
March 20, 2015, 12:18:15 PM
You are $600 lighter, but several STDs lighter, as well.

Tommy

#32
March 20, 2015, 12:21:18 PM

Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2015, 11:34:03 AM
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

Hahaha I was actually thinking about last night. That's why I posted
"Wrong!"

MBGreen

#33
March 20, 2015, 12:34:27 PM
Tommy is our vickblows.
#TankingSinceTesteverde

Jumbo

#34
March 20, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Quote from: Tommy on March 20, 2015, 12:16:59 PM
What's worse is that I was trying to nickel and dime my move. I could have used that 600 on a better tv

Spending $600 on a stripper is nickel and diming? What the hell is your idea of extravagant spending?

Tommy

#35
March 20, 2015, 12:42:48 PM

Quote from: Jumbo on March 20, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Spending $600 on a stripper is nickel and diming? What the hell is your idea of extravagant spending?

I meant my move into a new apt. I've been figuring out ways to save on furniture etc.
"Wrong!"

Fenwyr

#36
March 20, 2015, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Badger on March 20, 2015, 11:36:44 AM
I think our combined ids manifest in Tommy.

Quote from: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 11:50:10 AM
I wouldn't believe Tommy is real except I've seen him. Or have I...?

Both of these.  Great stuff Tommy.

Fenwyr

#37
March 20, 2015, 01:17:24 PM
Quote from: Tommy on March 20, 2015, 12:42:48 PM
I meant my move into a new apt. I've been figuring out ways to save on furniture etc.

If it makes you feel any better, the only time I ever hired a girl, just to see what all the fuss was about, I couldn't finish the job.  Dropped about the same amount of cash, but it was anything goes room service.

guinness77

#38
March 20, 2015, 01:29:34 PM
Quote from: MBGreen on March 20, 2015, 12:34:27 PM
Tommy is our vickblows.
Tommy ran a five minute mile this morning? After all that?

guinness77

#39
March 20, 2015, 01:30:08 PM
Quote from: IATA on March 20, 2015, 11:51:13 AM
thats greentext /b/ format, get it right pleb
Hahaha. Sorry. I love those things.

Badger

#40
March 20, 2015, 01:30:37 PM
Quote from: Jumbo on March 20, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Spending $600 on a stripper is nickel and diming? What the hell is your idea of extravagant spending?

Buying 20 shots for bojanglesman.

Ignatius J Reilly

#41
March 20, 2015, 01:39:02 PM

Quote from: guinness77 on March 20, 2015, 01:29:34 PM
Tommy ran a five minute mile this morning? After all that?

Greatest post in this thread.

Ignatius J Reilly

#42
March 20, 2015, 01:39:33 PM

Quote from: Jumbo on March 20, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Spending $600 on a stripper is nickel and diming? What the hell is your idea of extravagant spending?

Splitting the bill four ways for Puck's apps.

Badger

#43
March 20, 2015, 01:43:55 PM
Quote from: MBGreen on March 20, 2015, 12:34:27 PM
Tommy is our vickblows.

VickBlows would have told us the stripper paid him $600 for his time.

Miamipuck

#44
March 20, 2015, 01:52:18 PM
Quote from: Badger on March 20, 2015, 01:43:55 PM
VickBlows would have told us the stripper paid him $600 for his time.

No he would have said he strawberry shortcaked her for 350.
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