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Started by Tommy, March 19, 2015, 11:23:01 PM

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guinness77

#15
March 20, 2015, 11:18:48 AM
I read that in reddit speak

-be tommy
-drunk as fuk
-at da club

Tommy, you are the gift that doesn't stop giving.

Ignatius J Reilly

#16
March 20, 2015, 11:19:06 AM
Tommy in a nutshell:

Doesn't get why people on minimum wage complain about not being able to make ends meet...

...drops $600 on a hotel room for a stripper and doesn't even freak her.

Ignatius J Reilly

#17
March 20, 2015, 11:19:46 AM
P.S. The story is even better than I could have hoped for.

Badger

#18
March 20, 2015, 11:24:41 AM
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on March 20, 2015, 11:19:06 AM
Tommy in a nutshell:

Doesn't get why people on minimum wage complain about not being able to make ends meet...

...drops $600 on a hotel room for a stripper and doesn't even freak her.

After taxes, that's like 80 hours of labor at the minimum wage.

Ignatius J Reilly

#19
March 20, 2015, 11:26:26 AM
Quote from: Badger on March 20, 2015, 11:24:41 AM
After taxes, that's like 80 hours of labor at the minimum wage.

Sometimes when I inadvertently find myself reading a personalfinance thread, I'm amazed at how freaking down to the penny people get.  It's crazy.  We really need a freaking epidemic to thin the herd.

Ignatius J Reilly

#20
March 20, 2015, 11:26:58 AM
Tommy sent me this picture taken of him the morning after:

AlioTheFool

#21
March 20, 2015, 11:33:17 AM
Amazing.
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SixFeetDeep

#22
March 20, 2015, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: Tommy on February 10, 2015, 04:44:20 PM
Ha. I've never actually picked up a stripper. I'm usually too fucked up by that point. Plus I never really tried to be honest.
Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

SixFeetDeep

#23
March 20, 2015, 11:34:03 AM
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

Gorilla

#24
March 20, 2015, 11:34:45 AM

bojanglesman

#25
March 20, 2015, 11:35:23 AM
I love it.  Don't worry Tommy.  For every fail story, there is a glorious win.  Somewhere down the line you'll get to bang a foreign supermodel for free one night.  I hope her rooster isn't took big.  I still ive vicariously through you since I am married.

Badger

#26
March 20, 2015, 11:36:44 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 11:35:23 AM
I love it.  Don't worry Tommy.  For every fail story, there is a glorious win.  Somewhere down the line you'll get to bang a foreign supermodel for free one night.  I hope her rooster isn't took big.  I still ive vicariously through you since I am married.


I think our combined ids manifest in Tommy.

Ignatius J Reilly

#27
March 20, 2015, 11:48:22 AM
At least Tommy's story is real.

bojanglesman

#28
March 20, 2015, 11:50:10 AM
I wouldn't believe Tommy is real except I've seen him. Or have I...?

IATA

#29
March 20, 2015, 11:51:13 AM
Quote from: guinness77 on March 20, 2015, 11:18:48 AM
I read that in reddit speak

-be tommy
-drunk as fuk
-at da club

Tommy, you are the gift that doesn't stop giving.

thats greentext /b/ format, get it right pleb
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