Picked up a stripped

[Tommy]

I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

[Badger]

I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

Hahahahaha

[Heismanberg]

I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

hahaha

[Miamipuck]

I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

Hide your wallet man.

[Johnny English]

Photographic proof or you're lying.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I picked up a stripped at private eyes we're going to a hotel I'll tell you guys about it later

YES

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Tommy thought this thread was called Epic Fuq

[bojanglesman]

Tommy heard about Taco Bell and got confused.

[Badger]

Badger:
did you get crabs?

Tommy:
oh man
so after a lap dance
we were chatting for a long time
and I told her how spontaneous I am blah blah
I was like, "I like to stay in hotel rooms in NY even though I have my own apt"
she didn't believe me
so I asked her to pick a name of a hotel
she said "St Regis"
and I went and booked it on my phone
like a fuckn idiot
$600
so I was like, ever stayed there?
I'm like let's go and order room service and hang out
so she leaves with me
we head there
order a bottle of champagne
I'm trashed
we start to fool around
couldn't get it up because I was so drunk
it was awful
she's like "I should get back my boyfriend blah blah"

Badger:
well
now you have to start a thread

Tommy:
I had a meeting this morning
so I set up a wakeup call
phone died so I had to hang arond the lobby for a while
it was awful
I had to drum up all my energy for th emeting
just ogt to the office
oh man
I don't have the energy to start a thread on my phone
and I can't log onto JO from here
I'll do it later

Badger:
i'll leave this chat open
for reference

Tommy:
just post the chat
freak it
ugh

Badger:
will do

[MBGreen]

hahahaha

[Miamipuck]

So it was basically this:

[ukilledkenny]

This is freaking great!

Dropping $600 bucks plus room service is picking her up? Sounds like hiring a prostitute to me.

[Tommy]

This is freaking great!

Dropping $600 bucks plus room service is picking her up? Sounds like hiring a prostitute to me.

I'm still at my parents place until next week. The st Regis isn't even as nice as I thought

[Miamipuck]

I'm still at my parents place until next week. The st Regis isn't even as nice as I thought

Lol you're are freaking crazy, don't ever change.

[IATA]

This is fantastic. Thanks Tommy.