The Latrine

[bojanglesman]

Someone took a tremendous dump in my office building over the weekend. It clogged the entire basement sewage system and overflowed the three toilets on the ground floor.

You're welcome.

[AlioTheFool]

Someone took a tremendous dump in my office building over the weekend. It clogged the entire basement sewage system and overflowed the three toilets on the ground floor.

That is fantastic and worthy of a raise in salary.

[Miamipuck]

I pooped at Walbaums the other day.

The bathroom was fantastic - it was tucked away upstairs in a corner and it wasn't an unkempt travesty. It was quiet, calm, and clean.

If I ever have to poop in  that area again, I know I've got a heavenly refuge.

The single best places to poop are Casino's. They have attendants in there every 5 minutes cleaning the joint up. Nothing is more satisfying then letting out a real steamer and watching that guy having to go back in there and fill the TP or derriere blankets. Yep I am a sadist.

[Tommy]

I always take great shits at casinos. Must be the oxygen.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I always take great shits at casinos. Must be the oxygen.

I always figured it was the food.


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[Johnny English]

Found Bo's Christmas present.

[Miamipuck]

MB might put that to good use as well.

[Tommy]

I imagine every single one of MB's poops being an emergency. He doesn't have time to get all fancy with his technique.

[Johnny English]

I imagine every single one of MB's poops being an emergency. He doesn't have time to get all fancy with his technique.

You imagine every single of MB's poops? You are a very fucked up man.

[Badger]

I'm just going to leave this here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/24/fart-filtering-underwear_n_4156400.html

[Johnny English]

What's the point of a fart if you can't smell it?

[MBGreen]

had Starbucks coffee this morning....haven't pooped yet.

Going to go for a 2nd cup now, and see what happens.


/science fair

[bojanglesman]

What's the point of a fart if you can't smell it?

Not much other than a few chuckles from the sound.

[Badger]

"Heinous" would be the best word to describe the fart I just ripped.

[AlioTheFool]

I took a dump a little while ago and the log caught itself on the sides of the hole and wouldn't flush. I stood there for a second fearing I'd have to roll up some toilet paper and break it. Instead I just flushed a few times until it wore away and finally went down the hole.

It smelled pretty awful too.