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Started by bojanglesman, October 04, 2013, 12:24:11 PM

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bojanglesman

My dumping schedule has been off lately.  I attribute it to reddit.

Miamipuck

Quote from: bojanglesman on October 04, 2013, 12:24:11 PM
My dumping schedule has been off lately.  I attribute it to reddit.

Well No more Reddit, your period will now come regularly.
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

bojanglesman

My son farted this morning and laughed.  My wife blamed me for teaching him to laugh at farts.  I proudly accepted the blame told her that it's a man thing and she wouldn't understand.

Also, I sense the crapper and I are gonna have an all out war today.

Miamipuck

Quote from: bojanglesman on October 09, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
My son farted this morning and laughed.  My wife blamed me for teaching him to laugh at farts.  I proudly accepted the blame told her that it's a man thing and she wouldn't understand.

Also, I sense the crapper and I are gonna have an all out war today.

We can merge your thread with deep thoughts and MB's food recommendations and have a perfect match.
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

bojanglesman

Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on October 09, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
My son farted this morning and laughed.  My wife blamed me for teaching him to laugh at farts.  I proudly accepted the blame told her that it's a man thing and she wouldn't understand.

Also, I sense the crapper and I are gonna have an all out war today.

We can merge your thread with deep thoughts and MB's food recommendations and have a perfect match.

I can't tell the difference between MB's plate and my toilet before I flush.

Miamipuck

Quote from: bojanglesman on October 09, 2013, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on October 09, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
My son farted this morning and laughed.  My wife blamed me for teaching him to laugh at farts.  I proudly accepted the blame told her that it's a man thing and she wouldn't understand.

Also, I sense the crapper and I are gonna have an all out war today.

We can merge your thread with deep thoughts and MB's food recommendations and have a perfect match.

I can't tell the difference between MB's plate and my toilet before I flush.

Well that's because there isn't one.
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

bojanglesman

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Tommy

I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.
"Wrong!"

Miamipuck

Quote from: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.

One word cure for that:

Shilla's.
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

steves850

Quote from: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.

This is me - I have to give an awful 40 minute IT security training to the entire business at 1pm. I'm hoping I can dump before then.
Quote from: MBGreen on February 05, 2018, 09:18:06 AMTom Brady kisses his kids like that kid from Glee who hung himself last week.

Miamipuck

#10
Quote from: steves850 on October 09, 2013, 08:40:40 AM
Quote from: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.

This is me - I have to give an awful 40 minute IT security training to the entire business at 1pm. I'm hoping I can dump before then.

If you're anywhere near the city go to lunch with Tommy at Shilla's. By this time tomorrow your chief complaint will be not being able to stop taking shits.
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

MBGreen

Just had my morning coffee.....which basically fires up the turd oven.
#TankingSinceTesteverde

Tommy

Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 08:45:48 AM
Quote from: steves850 on October 09, 2013, 08:40:40 AM
Quote from: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.

This is me - I have to give an awful 40 minute IT security training to the entire business at 1pm. I'm hoping I can dump before then.

If your anywhere near the city go to lunch with Tommy at Shilla's. By this time tomorrow your chief complaint will be not being able to stop taking shits.

Ha. I'm strongly considering this option.
"Wrong!"

bojanglesman

Quote from: MBGreen on October 09, 2013, 08:46:18 AM
Just had my morning coffee.....which basically fires up the turd oven.

hahaha....

MBGreen

just finished my starbucks coffee.  Almost time for a poop.
#TankingSinceTesteverde