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Random Retail therapy
« on: October 14, 2014, 02:57:10 PM »
I work next to a shopping mall in downtown Winnipeg, so the retail therapy is always available.


Today's purchase was the X-Men - Days of Future Past blu ray, with a South Park (season 17) for dessert.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2014, 03:07:16 PM »
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2014, 03:07:41 PM »
hahahahaha
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2014, 03:09:14 PM »
Puck...this thread gives you a platform to talk about your internet dress shoe fetish.
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2014, 03:11:47 PM »
Puck...this thread gives you a platform to talk about your internet dress shoe fetish.

Needing good work shoes isn't analogous to getting depressed and buying myself a pick me up. However, getting a pick me up from shopping isn't that far removed from getting a protein pick up from Sven. Therein lies the difference.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2014, 03:13:04 PM »
Needing good work shoes isn't analagous to getting depressed and buying myself a pick me up. However, getting a pick me up from shopping isn't that far removed from getting a protein pick up from Sven.

Selling the Camaro freed up some cash.

I'd rather spend it on movies, than Ebola-infested black hookers.


EDIT: are you comfortable in stilettos at work?
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2014, 03:16:01 PM »
Selling the Camaro freed up some cash.

I'd rather spend it on movies, than Ebola-infested black hookers.


EDIT: are you comfortable in stilettos at work?

You mean while at work? Generally they frown upon liquid lunches here:

http://stilettosatl.com/
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2014, 03:34:21 PM »
I'm going for a major shopping expedition on Sunday. Amongst the items that I intend to procure are:

- Sweaters (I cleared out last year's stock and not much is left)
- Jeans (I'm down to two pairs of blue, one green, one black and one white)
- Socks (both everyday and sports)
- Watch strap (I don't like the strap on my Bulova)
- Sunglasses (my trusty Pradas are now four years old and showing their age)
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2014, 03:36:00 PM »
I'm going for a major shopping expedition on Sunday. Amongst the items that I intend to procure are:

- Sweaters (I cleared out last year's stock and not much is left)
- Jeans (I'm down to two pairs of blue, one green, one black and one white)
- Socks (both everyday and sports)
- Watch strap (I don't like the strap on my Bulova)
- Sunglasses (my trusty Pradas are now four years old and showing their age)

I thought white jeans were outlawed after the 80s.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2014, 03:36:37 PM »
Gonna pick up one of these for the tailgate.

http://amzn.com/B005MR3IVO

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2014, 03:38:46 PM »
I thought white jeans were outlawed after the 80s.

You also think that denim jackets with heavy metal patches sewn on them are haute couture.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2014, 03:40:01 PM »
White jeans are for womenfolk.

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2014, 03:42:41 PM »
White jeans look great with the right outfit.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2014, 03:44:07 PM »
White jeans look great with the right outfit.

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2014, 03:44:35 PM »
You also think that denim jackets with heavy metal patches sewn on them are haute couture.

those white jeans would look terrible with denim jackets.  Unless you were a chick.
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