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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #930 on: July 29, 2022, 09:04:38 AM »
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« Reply #931 on: July 29, 2022, 09:11:53 AM »
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« Reply #932 on: July 29, 2022, 09:17:30 AM »
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Dress him as a bunny rabbit and throw him in a room full of pitbulls. The bad kind.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #933 on: July 29, 2022, 09:56:13 AM »
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I hope that poopchute gets monkeypox shoved up his peehole.

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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #934 on: July 29, 2022, 10:21:28 AM »
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #935 on: July 30, 2022, 05:47:44 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 29, 2022, 09:17:30 AM
Dress him as a bunny rabbit and throw him in a room full of pitbulls. The bad kind.

And just before putting on his bunny suit slather him with barbecue sauce
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #936 on: August 01, 2022, 11:41:57 PM »
amid the current McKinney Fire in Calif

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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #937 on: August 07, 2022, 03:39:45 PM »
Dog sitting a friend's little dog for a few days. His name is Howie. Snappy little fucker, if you pet him the wrong way he'll start growling and that's your five second warning to stop or he'll bite.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #938 on: August 08, 2022, 12:37:00 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on August 07, 2022, 03:39:45 PM
Dog sitting a friend's little dog for a few days. His name is Howie. Snappy little fucker, if you pet him the wrong way he'll start growling and that's your five second warning to stop or he'll bite.

My friends have a tiny little bull dog, shih tzu mix that cries like you're torturing her if you pet her the wrong way and then cries like you abandoned her when you stop altogether. She's weird.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #939 on: August 30, 2022, 02:35:29 PM »
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #940 on: October 25, 2022, 11:28:22 AM »
 
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #941 on: October 25, 2022, 11:56:14 AM »
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #942 on: October 27, 2022, 03:58:01 PM »
My dog has recently developed quite a large lump on his side near his spine. On Monday we took him to the vet who said that it's common for dogs to develop fatty lumps, but that this was too hard to be one and that he was concerned it could be something a bit more serious. He took a biopsy and said he'd call us with the results.

This afternoon he called to tell us that it is indeed a fatty lump, he's not quite sure why it's so hard but that it's nothing to be concerned about. Having already done the whole dog with cancer thing in recent years, today's outcome has pleased me greatly.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #943 on: October 27, 2022, 04:21:09 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 27, 2022, 03:58:01 PM
My dog has recently developed quite a large lump on his side near his spine. On Monday we took him to the vet who said that it's common for dogs to develop fatty lumps, but that this was too hard to be one and that he was concerned it could be something a bit more serious. He took a biopsy and said he'd call us with the results.

This afternoon he called to tell us that it is indeed a fatty lump, he's not quite sure why it's so hard but that it's nothing to be concerned about. Having already done the whole dog with cancer thing in recent years, today's outcome has pleased me greatly.

Glad to hear he's fine.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #944 on: October 27, 2022, 04:24:46 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on October 27, 2022, 04:21:09 PM
Glad to hear he's fine.

Thanks. It's honestly a huge relief. We've been calling him Fatty Lump for the last three hours and I think he might be getting a complex about it.
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