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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #795 on: July 04, 2020, 07:43:38 AM »
Quote from: dcm1602 on July 04, 2020, 07:37:30 AM
Beggers can't be choosers man
Amen broski
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #796 on: July 04, 2020, 07:57:17 AM »
You had a dog named Lance?  Weird.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #797 on: July 05, 2020, 07:35:12 AM »
Quote from: dcm1602 on July 04, 2020, 07:22:49 AM
Had the weirdest freaking situation last night. Had a random hookup with a chick, who has the same name as a family dog of 16 or so years.

Just fucks with me head everytime I say her name, it's the weirdest freaking thing. I don't think I could ever date someone like that

Congrats on the sex
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #798 on: July 06, 2020, 07:27:30 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on July 05, 2020, 07:35:12 AM
Congrats on the sex

Covid has turned 4s into 5s.

What a time to be alive
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #799 on: July 06, 2020, 07:32:20 AM »
Quote from: dcm1602 on July 06, 2020, 07:27:30 AM
Covid has turned 4s into 5s.

What a time to be alive
4s sometimes do some wild excrement trying to be a 7.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #800 on: August 18, 2020, 01:02:31 PM »
https://nypost.com/2020/08/17/kim-jong-un-orders-pet-dogs-to-be-confiscated-in-pyongyang/

Western decadence meets NK delicacy. What a sick freak.   
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #801 on: August 18, 2020, 01:06:03 PM »
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #802 on: August 18, 2020, 02:16:56 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on August 18, 2020, 01:06:03 PM
bomb him

Finally a righteous justification to use that war machine you've been building for a moment like this. Just make sure you don't blow up the dogs as well. Maybe you can equip the Predators with catcher nets like in the cartoons to scoop up the dogs while taking out the bad guys.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #803 on: September 04, 2020, 09:13:12 PM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #804 on: September 04, 2020, 10:29:05 PM »
Getting mad at fake news to own the g**ks
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #805 on: September 11, 2020, 07:52:47 AM »
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #806 on: September 11, 2020, 08:03:33 AM »
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #807 on: September 11, 2020, 08:17:50 AM »
That’s pretty freaking weird, Joe.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #808 on: October 05, 2020, 06:04:15 PM »
Has anyone bought any ramps for an older dog walking up and down the stairs? My dog is about 13 and was never so good at stairs so she more just gets her front legs down and then jumps (only about 3 steps). It is a greyhound so she is pretty big (70 lbs) and hates being picked up. Most of the ramps I see online are pretty thin, about 14 inches or so. I am looking for something wider, maybe 2 or so feet or more.
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Re: Dawgs
« Reply #809 on: October 05, 2020, 06:24:19 PM »
Quote from: casman02 on October 05, 2020, 06:04:15 PM
Has anyone bought any ramps for an older dog walking up and down the stairs? My dog is about 13 and was never so good at stairs so she more just gets her front legs down and then jumps (only about 3 steps). It is a greyhound so she is pretty big (70 lbs) and hates being picked up. Most of the ramps I see online are pretty thin, about 14 inches or so. I am looking for something wider, maybe 2 or so feet or more.

You might be able to get someone to custom build something like that for you.  Shouldn't be too expensive. 
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