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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
Does anyone else’s dog continually trip the excrement out of them? Mine always follows me around the house and then pretty much inserts himself into my lane of movement and then stops. When I’m cooking or grabbing stuff out of the refrigerator I nearly kill myself on a daily basis
My dog farts. Like "peel the paint off the walls" farts.
There’s no way you don’t rip derriere near him in revenge
When I worked at a warehouse in Binghamton the owner's Rottweiler had acid farts. That's the only way I can describe them. His farts would probably be banned under the Geneva Convention.
The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.
Mine would do that. He'd stand under me while I was cooking and I'd constantly fight to not drop pans full of oil or knives on him. Thankfully that never happened but it did result in my kicking him (cairn terrier) across the floor on a couple of situations.
Sometimes when he gets the zoomies and he’s running around he’ll bash his head on a table leg or something at full speed
My dog is shaped like a cinderblock. He never bears the brunt of the collision.Sometimes when he gets the zoomies and he’s running around he’ll bash his head on a table leg or something at full speed and looks completely unfazed, keeps playing. Prolly has more concussions than Scott Stevens
Ban MJ.