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Badger

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5370 on: November 07, 2023, 04:39:33 PM »
"We're delivering a package while you're at work and a signature is required"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5371 on: November 07, 2023, 05:52:41 PM »
Quote from: Badger on November 07, 2023, 04:39:33 PM
"We're delivering a package while you're at work and a signature is required"
"We knocked on your upstairs neighbor's door and no one answered so we figured you weren't home."
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The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5372 on: November 07, 2023, 06:21:28 PM »
"We drove by your mailbox and no one ran out of the house immediately, so we continued on at 55 mph."
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5373 on: November 09, 2023, 08:43:33 AM »
Apparently making continued references to "hubby" is not considered strong enough grounds for firing someone. Then what the freak is?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5374 on: November 09, 2023, 09:08:47 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 09, 2023, 08:43:33 AM
Apparently making continued references to "hubby" is not considered strong enough grounds for firing someone. Then what the freak is?
Continued references to wifey and the fam.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5375 on: November 09, 2023, 09:15:16 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 09, 2023, 08:43:33 AM
Apparently making continued references to "hubby" is not considered strong enough grounds for firing someone. Then what the freak is?

I assume anyone who uses that word instantly starts following black and brown people when they see them in their neighborhood with 911 pre-dialed on their phones.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #5376 on: November 20, 2023, 07:56:20 PM »
The normalization of vertical video
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