Annoyances

[Johnny English]

I have been in sales for my entire career. If I hear another rep, manager or sales director quote or reference Sun Tzu's Art Of War, I may tie them to their chair and force them to eat the book page by page.

[delavan]

"Drinking Alone Under the Moon" - Li Bo

  A pot of wine among the flowers
  I drink alone, no kith or kin near
  I raise my cup and invite the moon to join me
  for it and my shadow make a party of three
  But alas, the moon is unconcerned with my drinking
  and my shadow merely follows me around,
  Again I raise my cup in supplication
  for pleasure must be sought while it is still spring.
  I sing, and the moon moves back and forth,
  I dance, and my shadow falls about at random
  When sober, we seek pleasure in the company of others
  when drunk, we each go our own way.
  Therefore let us pledge a fellowship without human ties
  and meet again, at the far end, of the Milky Way.

[Heismanberg]

Joey Mulinaro

Why do people think this guy is funny?

[Badger]

Joey Mulinaro

Why do people think this guy is funny?

Never heard of him

[Johnny English]

When you're waiting for a thing to come from Amazon and then Amazon come with a delivery for you and you're all like yay it's here and then you open it and it's another thing that you forgot you ordered but isn't anything like as interesting as the thing you thought it was which still isn't here.

I've been in lockdown too long.

[delavan]

Joey Mulinaro

Why do people think this guy is funny?

  He's a small potatoes version of Frank Caliendo who himself has sort of faded away.  How much mileage can you get out of imitating Nick Saban? :-l

[bojanglesman]

When news channels have a guest on via zoom or whatever and when they start talking, it's all skipping and muddled audio.  How freaking hard is it to check that excrement out beforehand?  excrement, just have them call in on a landline, I don't need to see them anyway.

[Heismanberg]

Women that are pushing 300+ pounds trying to sell juice cleanses to people on social media.

...are you sure it works? 

[MBGreen]

Women that are pushing 300+ pounds trying to sell juice cleanses to people on social media.

...are you sure it works? 

they might've been 600 lbs before drinkin da juice

[d sw0rdz]

Women that are pushing 300+ pounds trying to sell juice cleanses to people on social media.

...are you sure it works? 

how about

young people who grew up with genetically fit bodies without much work, starting to work out for a couple of months and then branding themselves as health/fitness accounts peddling health/fitness products while boasting of their 'results', which was a fit body even before they actually started to work out

or women who have obviously gotten surgery/BBLs posting some fitness videos and then pushing product like it had anything to do with their appearance

[Badger]

Women that are pushing 300+ pounds trying to sell juice cleanses to people on social media.

...are you sure it works?

[IATA]

  He's a small potatoes version of Frank Caliendo who himself has sort of faded away.  How much mileage can you get out of imitating Nick Saban? :-l

Crossover!

People you forgot were alive , Frank caliendo

[AlioTheFool]

When you're waiting for a thing to come from Amazon and then Amazon come with a delivery for you and you're all like yay it's here and then you open it and it's another thing that you forgot you ordered but isn't anything like as interesting as the thing you thought it was which still isn't here.

I've been in lockdown too long.

At least they actually deliver your packages to you.

I put a note on my front door stating "We are home. Please ring the bell and leave any packages" and the motherfuckers still leave a post it that they're bringing it to the nearest store pickup point.

[Johnny English]

At least they actually deliver your packages to you.

I put a note on my front door stating "We are home. Please ring the bell and leave any packages" and the motherfuckers still leave a post it that they're bringing it to the nearest store pickup point.

No one can step foot on my driveway without my dog informing half the street that they are there, so the whole "we called, you were out, freak you" notice doesn't fly here.

Also I live in Buttfucknowhere ON, so they just leave stuff on the porch. No one steals stuff around here, a significant proportion of people in my subdivision are either serving or retired law enforcement.

[AlioTheFool]

No one can step foot on my driveway without my dog informing half the street that they are there, so the whole "we called, you were out, freak you" notice doesn't fly here.

Also I live in Buttfucknowhere ON, so they just leave stuff on the porch. No one steals stuff around here, a significant proportion of people in my subdivision are either serving or retired law enforcement.

It just doesn't make sense here. I put a note on the door that we're home. Where the hell else would I be right now?