« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 325 326 [327] 328 329 ... 360

Author Topic: Annoyances  (Read 512866 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

bojanglesman

  • Don Maynard
  • *************
  • Posts: 38886
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4890 on: November 21, 2020, 08:25:50 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on November 21, 2020, 08:24:18 AM
Worst feeling when I’m drunk and halfway through a box of cheez-its, somehow have the mental wherewithal to realize that I’m gonna excrement my brains out in the morning, put the box down, pick it up 2 minutes later and crush the rest.
I swear I've looked at the box while drunk and thought an intruder ate them because I ate them so mindlessly.
Logged

IATA

  • Shaun Ellis
  • *******
  • Posts: 6115
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4891 on: November 21, 2020, 10:55:44 AM »
freaking cheezits need to come in bigger boxes, like the gold fish buckets with the funnel to poor them directly into your mouth.

Sent from fire adam gase.

Logged

Badger

  • Global Moderator
  • Joe Namath
  • *****
  • Posts: 51870
  • The only one who's not a piece of excrement
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4892 on: November 21, 2020, 03:58:03 PM »
Quote from: IATA on November 21, 2020, 10:55:44 AM
freaking cheezits need to come in bigger boxes, like the gold fish buckets with the funnel to poor them directly into your mouth.

Sent from fire adam gase.
Goldfish >>>
Logged

SixFeetDeep

  • Global Moderator
  • Don Maynard
  • *****
  • Posts: 36211
  • uttah disastuh
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4893 on: November 21, 2020, 06:44:54 PM »
Logged
Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

Badger

  • Global Moderator
  • Joe Namath
  • *****
  • Posts: 51870
  • The only one who's not a piece of excrement
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4894 on: November 21, 2020, 10:37:07 PM »
Logged

delavan

  • Shaun Ellis
  • *******
  • Posts: 6466
  • JO Pictionary Champion 2022
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4895 on: November 22, 2020, 02:04:58 PM »

Go fish
Logged

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45772
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4896 on: November 23, 2020, 08:22:38 AM »
mini garlic dill pickles and cheese strings  >>> goldfish/cheezits
Logged
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

bojanglesman

  • Don Maynard
  • *************
  • Posts: 38886
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4897 on: November 23, 2020, 08:52:09 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on November 23, 2020, 08:22:38 AM
mini garlic dill pickles and cheese strings  >>> goldfish/cheezits
Wtf, do you Winnipegians just grab random excrement in the pantry and cram them together?
Logged

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45772
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4898 on: November 23, 2020, 08:56:54 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 23, 2020, 08:52:09 AM
Wtf, do you Winnipegians just grab random excrement in the pantry and cram them together?
You broke the code
Logged
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

bojanglesman

  • Don Maynard
  • *************
  • Posts: 38886
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4899 on: November 23, 2020, 09:05:05 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on November 23, 2020, 08:56:54 AM
You broke the code
Yaay, what do I win?
Logged

Miamipuck

  • Puckstapo
  • Wayne Chrebet
  • ***********
  • Posts: 26350
  • I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4900 on: November 23, 2020, 09:09:52 AM »
Logged
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45772
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4901 on: November 23, 2020, 09:13:44 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 23, 2020, 09:05:05 AM
Yaay, what do I win?

An autographed photo of puck's hairy anus
Logged
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

Badger

  • Global Moderator
  • Joe Namath
  • *****
  • Posts: 51870
  • The only one who's not a piece of excrement
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4902 on: December 01, 2020, 08:08:50 AM »
DiE hArD iS a ChRiStMaS mOvIe

Shut the freak up nobody cares
Logged

MBGreen

  • Indian Death Lock
  • Administrator
  • Curtis Martin
  • *****
  • Posts: 45772
  • Chest hair for miles and miles.
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4903 on: December 01, 2020, 09:27:55 AM »
Quote from: Badger on December 01, 2020, 08:08:50 AM
DiE hArD iS a ChRiStMaS mOvIe

Shut the freak up nobody cares

seconded


This horseshit comes up every year.....nobody gives a rats derriere.
Logged
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

mj2sexay

  • Jorkin My Peanits
  • Shaun Ellis
  • *******
  • Posts: 5341
  • ze/zerrrrr
Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4904 on: December 01, 2020, 10:14:25 AM »
Quote from: Badger on December 01, 2020, 08:08:50 AM
DiE hArD iS a ChRiStMaS mOvIe

Shut the freak up nobody cares

I was just thinking this yesterday when invariably rolling up on a social media post on how it is or it isn't a Christmas movie.

Manufactured "controversy" meant solely for idiots to occupy their time.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 325 326 [327] 328 329 ... 360
« previous next »
Tags: dwarves are cooler than elves jo carnies napkin stax green camaros are annoying ernst rohm loving jews too cool for tags what would you do if i was je hates fun je mastubates with sand paper arent hobbits supposed to be jovial? fenwyr sits when he pees je - flamboyant wordsmith die yuppie scum