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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4725 on: April 19, 2020, 08:31:58 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on April 19, 2020, 08:03:11 PM
People posting photos of their groupchats.....nobody gives a freak.

Except for when there's accidental nudity, at which point it's funny.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4726 on: April 19, 2020, 08:54:24 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on April 19, 2020, 08:03:11 PM
People posting photos of their groupchats.....nobody gives a freak.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4727 on: April 19, 2020, 09:03:10 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4728 on: April 20, 2020, 04:52:11 PM »
People who say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Why? I'm not religious and I'm fairly sure you aren't either. Even if you are, I highly doubt that you believe I'm expelling a demon or whatever gibberish it was that inspired the whole stupid freaking ritual in the first place. Why do you acknowledge sneezes and not other bodily emissions? Why does my sneeze trigger some kind of warmhearted pseudo-Christian pavlovian response but not my coughs and farts?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4729 on: April 20, 2020, 04:54:15 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 20, 2020, 04:52:11 PM
People who say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Why? I'm not religious and I'm fairly sure you aren't either. Even if you are, I highly doubt that you believe I'm expelling a demon or whatever gibberish it was that inspired the whole stupid freaking ritual in the first place. Why do you acknowledge sneezes and not other bodily emissions? Why does my sneeze trigger some kind of warmhearted pseudo-Christian pavlovian response but not my coughs and farts?
Seconded.  I'd rather someone say "you alright?"

Also, I think it should be routine to bless farts.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4730 on: April 20, 2020, 05:09:08 PM »
I was annoyed by needing to put on a face covering to leave the house today. got to my car, realized I left the damn thing in my house and had to trudge back and get it.

So damn annoying trying to prevent the spread
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4731 on: April 20, 2020, 05:19:29 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 20, 2020, 04:52:11 PM
People who say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Why? I'm not religious and I'm fairly sure you aren't either. Even if you are, I highly doubt that you believe I'm expelling a demon or whatever gibberish it was that inspired the whole stupid freaking ritual in the first place. Why do you acknowledge sneezes and not other bodily emissions? Why does my sneeze trigger some kind of warmhearted pseudo-Christian pavlovian response but not my coughs and farts?
“Bless you, thank you”
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4732 on: April 20, 2020, 05:29:09 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 20, 2020, 04:52:11 PM
People who say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Why? I'm not religious and I'm fairly sure you aren't either. Even if you are, I highly doubt that you believe I'm expelling a demon or whatever gibberish it was that inspired the whole stupid freaking ritual in the first place. Why do you acknowledge sneezes and not other bodily emissions? Why does my sneeze trigger some kind of warmhearted pseudo-Christian pavlovian response but not my coughs and farts?

Do you really want to know why people say it? You wouldn’t be any less annoyed
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4733 on: April 20, 2020, 06:26:49 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on April 20, 2020, 05:29:09 PM
Do you really want to know why people say it? You wouldn’t be any less annoyed

There's a bunch of supposed reasons ranging from the Plague to the devil taking your soul, and in 2020 they're all freaking stupid. I can't stop people saying it but I don't have to acknowledge them doing so, or worse, thank them.
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Annoyances
« Reply #4734 on: April 20, 2020, 06:54:58 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 20, 2020, 06:26:49 PM
There's a bunch of supposed reasons ranging from the Plague to the devil taking your soul, and in 2020 they're all freaking stupid. I can't stop people saying it but I don't have to acknowledge them doing so, or worse, thank them.
I used to feel that way about it but realized it’s just become the norm for acknowledging a sneeze at this point. I wish we did away with saying anything after a sneeze but people look at you like you’re an poopchute if you say nothing so I just go with it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4735 on: April 20, 2020, 06:58:11 PM »
We need to come with a response to "Bless you".

"Bless you"
"Thank you lick my sac"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4736 on: April 20, 2020, 06:59:07 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 20, 2020, 06:58:11 PM
We need to come with a response to "Bless you".

"Bless you"
"Thank you lick my sac"

"Bless you"

"Why?"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4737 on: April 20, 2020, 06:59:57 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4738 on: April 20, 2020, 07:00:17 PM »
“Bless you”
“freak you”
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4739 on: April 20, 2020, 07:00:36 PM »
Bless you.

I'll kill you.
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