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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4875 on: November 18, 2020, 02:38:41 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 18, 2020, 02:21:27 PM
I can deal with Twitter guy.  Zuckerberg looks like a dead robot.

Zuck is definitely worse but Dorsey regressing further into a human Rasputin costume is too jarring
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4876 on: November 18, 2020, 02:43:34 PM »
Zuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4877 on: November 18, 2020, 03:02:47 PM »
I miss the Mark Zuckerberg, Human? memes

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4878 on: November 18, 2020, 08:36:43 PM »
BREAKING NEWS......that isn't breaking and has been going on for a while. 

CNN is the worst for this.  Everything is breaking news to them.  Joe Biden winning the election is still breaking news.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4879 on: November 19, 2020, 07:16:08 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 18, 2020, 08:36:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS......that isn't breaking and has been going on for a while. 

CNN is the worst for this.  Everything is breaking news to them.  Joe Biden winning the election is still breaking news.
It's gonna be continuously breaking until January
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4880 on: November 19, 2020, 07:29:20 AM »
Breaking news, I have to take a dump.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4881 on: November 19, 2020, 02:18:06 PM »
UPS

Why would you not even bother to ring my bell? You went to the trouble to write out the sticker to tell me "you made an attempt."

Of course I'm home. Where the hell else would I be right now?!

I actually saw him out the window and my wife ran downstairs to catch him, but he managed to get back to his truck and pull away beforehand. poopchute.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4882 on: November 19, 2020, 02:45:41 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on November 19, 2020, 02:18:06 PM
UPS

Why would you not even bother to ring my bell? You went to the trouble to write out the sticker to tell me "you made an attempt."

Of course I'm home. Where the hell else would I be right now?!

I actually saw him out the window and my wife ran downstairs to catch him, but he managed to get back to his truck and pull away beforehand. poopchute.

Hate that excrement.  I had a certified letter coming to me, and the USPS lady just wrote the "You weren't here" note and threw it in my mailbox.  Didn't even come to the door.  My wife was there.  My Nest camera caught her lazy derriere at the curb.  It was important and time-sensitive, and of course, on a Friday, so I had to wait until Monday and go pick it up myself at the post office.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4883 on: November 19, 2020, 03:18:25 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 19, 2020, 02:45:41 PM
Hate that excrement.  I had a certified letter coming to me, and the USPS lady just wrote the "You weren't here" note and threw it in my mailbox.  Didn't even come to the door.  My wife was there.  My Nest camera caught her lazy derriere at the curb.  It was important and time-sensitive, and of course, on a Friday, so I had to wait until Monday and go pick it up myself at the post office.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4884 on: November 19, 2020, 04:12:02 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on November 19, 2020, 02:18:06 PM
UPS

Why would you not even bother to ring my bell? You went to the trouble to write out the sticker to tell me "you made an attempt."

Of course I'm home. Where the hell else would I be right now?!

I actually saw him out the window and my wife ran downstairs to catch him, but he managed to get back to his truck and pull away beforehand. poopchute.
This has happened to us multiple times in the past at our current address but the guy on our route right now is good. In September he recognized us while we were out taking the kids on a walk and waved us down because he had a delivery that needed a signature (it was beer).
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4885 on: November 19, 2020, 04:37:39 PM »
Baby Yoda appearing in places he doesn't belong, they're turning him into the new Minion

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4886 on: November 19, 2020, 04:55:27 PM »

  hahaha
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4887 on: November 21, 2020, 08:05:28 AM »
Package and food delivery services that put said package directly in front of and in the middle of my door, forcing me to knock the package over when I open the door.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4888 on: November 21, 2020, 08:09:59 AM »
Mudbutt after a night of junk food
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4889 on: November 21, 2020, 08:24:18 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 21, 2020, 08:09:59 AM
Mudbutt after a night of junk food


Worst feeling when I’m drunk and halfway through a box of cheez-its, somehow have the mental wherewithal to realize that I’m gonna excrement my brains out in the morning, put the box down, pick it up 2 minutes later and crush the rest.
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