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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4740 on: April 20, 2020, 07:03:17 PM »
“Bless you”
“freak you”

I can also go with this although may not be quite such a good idea at work.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4741 on: April 20, 2020, 07:04:07 PM »
I can also go with this although may not be quite such a good idea at work.
I'm working from home, that's pretty par for the course on how I speak with my wife.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4742 on: April 20, 2020, 07:05:19 PM »
I'm working from home, that's pretty par for the course on how I speak with my wife.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4743 on: April 20, 2020, 07:17:16 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4744 on: April 21, 2020, 08:50:55 AM »
Into your elbow, ya dumbass.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4745 on: April 21, 2020, 01:53:05 PM »
Jesus we need more common courtesy and you're whining about someone showing it. Go freak yourself, I think everyone from England is hoo-ha, pretentious and arrogant. Choke on your bangers.....


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4746 on: April 21, 2020, 02:16:56 PM »
Seconded.  I'd rather someone say "you alright?"

Also, I think it should be routine to bless farts.

WTF are you talking about?!

Farts are the blessing.

I used to feel that way about it but realized it’s just become the norm for acknowledging a sneeze at this point. I wish we did away with saying anything after a sneeze but people look at you like you’re an poopchute if you say nothing so I just go with it.

Pretty much this. I habitually say "Bless you" when someone sneezes. It's not about religion, it's just a social norm and is considered polite behavior.

I think the better approach is cultures that instead wish good health rather than a blessing, but the culture of this side of the planet has its origins so it is what it is.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4747 on: April 21, 2020, 02:32:25 PM »
Them: Achooooo!
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4748 on: April 21, 2020, 02:36:46 PM »
Them: Achooooo!
Me: freak yeah! Nice!
Bottle your farts and send them to our Canadian idiot in Winnipeg, remind him about all the tailgates he's missing and will never come to again.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4749 on: April 23, 2020, 04:30:09 PM »
“Bless you”
“freak you”
In my last year of college my housemates and I adopted "shut up" as the preferred sneeze response. I kind of miss that tbh.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4750 on: April 23, 2020, 04:34:05 PM »
In my last year of college my housemates and I adopted "shut up" as the preferred sneeze response. I kind of miss that tbh.

I like that a lot. Might try it on my wife. (I won't.)
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4751 on: April 23, 2020, 04:40:58 PM »
I like that a lot. Might try it on my wife. (I won't.)
I trialed it at work to middling success. Will not do it at home because my kids will start saying it.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4752 on: April 23, 2020, 04:42:29 PM »
I trialed it at work to middling success. Will not do it at home because my kids will start saying it.

The worst thing about parents is that as soon as you become one you apparently forget how hilarious it is to teach kids to do and say bad things.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4753 on: April 23, 2020, 04:56:12 PM »
When you use an application for work and it has a “remember me” or “save my password” feature at login and you check the box every time and you still have to enter your login info EVERY freaking TIME
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4754 on: April 23, 2020, 05:02:33 PM »
When you use an application for work and it has a “remember me” or “save my password” feature at login and you check the box every time and you still have to enter your login info EVERY freaking TIME

So why do you keep checking the box? Presumably your work has disabled the feature for security reasons.
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