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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4710 on: March 27, 2020, 05:26:36 PM »
There are 8 zillion restaurants that deliver or have pickup.  I decide I am not cooking.  I can't think of anything I want.  Life has passed me by.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4711 on: March 27, 2020, 05:41:57 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 27, 2020, 05:26:36 PM
There are 8 zillion restaurants that deliver or have pickup.  I decide I am not cooking.  I can't think of anything I want.  Life has passed me by.

Greek.
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Johnny English

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4712 on: March 27, 2020, 05:47:57 PM »
Quote from: reuben on March 27, 2020, 05:41:57 PM
Greek.

Pizza. If the question is "I can't figure out what I want to eat", the answer is always pizza. Because it might not be right, but it's never wrong.
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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4713 on: March 27, 2020, 05:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 27, 2020, 05:47:57 PM
Pizza. If the question is "I can't figure out what I want to eat", the answer is always pizza. Because it might not be right, but it's never wrong.
I agree, but I've had pizza 37 times this week.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4714 on: March 27, 2020, 06:52:27 PM »
My top three food teams outside the usuals are: Korean, Indian, Middle Eastern (Kebab/Shawarma/etc)
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4715 on: March 27, 2020, 07:27:41 PM »
Quote from: Pope on March 27, 2020, 06:52:27 PM
My top three food teams outside the usuals are: Korean, Indian, Middle Eastern (Kebab/Shawarma/etc)

I'm not eating any god damn Indian food when there's no toilet paper to be found here.

Shawarma on the other hand...
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Johnny English

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4716 on: March 27, 2020, 07:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on March 27, 2020, 07:27:41 PM
I'm not eating any god damn Indian food when there's no toilet paper to be found here.

Shawarma on the other hand...

Get yourself a bidet. The feeling of cold water blasting your starfish when you're shitting fire the morning after spicy food is amazing. So much better than smearing it round your poopchute with a wad of paper.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4717 on: March 27, 2020, 08:27:58 PM »
I ordered a bidet with hot and cold. So fuckin worth it.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4718 on: March 27, 2020, 08:31:21 PM »
Quote from: steves850 on March 27, 2020, 08:27:58 PM
I ordered a bidet with hot and cold. So fuckin worth it.

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I was going to get one with the hot feed as well, but the toilet is on the opposite wall to the toilet and I'm not prepared to dig out the tile two years after I laid it in order to run a hot water line because I hate tiling.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4719 on: March 28, 2020, 12:05:49 AM »
Spend the extra money and get one with a seat warmer.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4720 on: April 01, 2020, 09:14:33 AM »
Beat writers tweeting Jet-related birthdays.  No one gives a flying freak when Al Groh's birthday is.  He doesn't even care.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4721 on: April 01, 2020, 10:02:18 AM »
april fools day as a whole, freaking stupid
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4722 on: April 01, 2020, 10:10:01 AM »
Quote from: IATA on April 01, 2020, 10:02:18 AM
april fools day as a whole, freaking stupid
Yep. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4723 on: April 01, 2020, 12:23:34 PM »
This year, the jokes on all of us.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4724 on: April 19, 2020, 08:03:11 PM »
People posting photos of their groupchats.....nobody gives a freak.
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