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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4590 on: May 07, 2019, 02:12:42 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 07, 2019, 01:59:48 PM
Why was Katy Perry dressed as a cheeseburger? Was she worried that I didn't already want to eat her?

https://mobile.twitter.com/etnow/status/1125544960541859840

This is so freaking dumb and the plebes go nuts for it
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4591 on: May 07, 2019, 02:26:23 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 07, 2019, 02:12:42 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/etnow/status/1125544960541859840

This is so freaking dumb and the plebes go nuts for it

Yes but then she became a cheeseburger.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1039114/katy-perry-s-second-2019-met-gala-look-is-a-hamburger

Although, a woman who looks like Katy Perry and then turns into a cheeseburger after sex might be pretty much the peak of perfection.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4592 on: May 07, 2019, 02:34:50 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 07, 2019, 02:26:23 PM
Yes but then she became a cheeseburger.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1039114/katy-perry-s-second-2019-met-gala-look-is-a-hamburger

Although, a woman who looks like Katy Perry and then turns into a cheeseburger after sex might be pretty much the peak of perfection.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4593 on: May 08, 2019, 07:02:27 PM »


Quote from: Johnny English on May 07, 2019, 02:26:23 PM
Yes but then she became a cheeseburger.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1039114/katy-perry-s-second-2019-met-gala-look-is-a-hamburger

Although, a woman who looks like Katy Perry and then turns into a cheeseburger after sex might be pretty much the peak of perfection.

Counterpoint:

https://youtu.be/DR2rGt_4T4A
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4594 on: May 08, 2019, 07:22:01 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 07, 2019, 01:59:48 PM
Why was Katy Perry dressed as a cheeseburger? Was she worried that I didn't already want to eat her?

this might be my favorite post from you ever
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4595 on: May 19, 2019, 07:02:41 PM »
My phone has sent me the same push notification 3-4 times about Chris Long retiring.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4596 on: May 23, 2019, 04:04:40 PM »
Maybe this is more amusing to me than annoying, but when managers have books about management on display in their office.

Either you've never read it, or you have and I still don't care.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4597 on: May 23, 2019, 04:34:42 PM »
Quote from: Badger on May 23, 2019, 04:04:40 PM
Maybe this is more amusing to me than annoying, but when managers have books about management on display in their office.

Either you've never read it, or you have and I still don't care.

my old boss had a bunch of these certificates for completing management courses, but he was still shitty. i filled my wall with dumb excrement like "fire extinguisher training" and "safe lifting:, made me feel good.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4598 on: May 23, 2019, 04:54:20 PM »
Quote from: IATA on May 23, 2019, 04:34:42 PM
my old boss had a bunch of these certificates for completing management courses, but he was still shitty. i filled my wall with dumb excrement like "fire extinguisher training" and "safe lifting:, made me feel good.
I'm supposed to watch a bunch of mgmt orientation videos and they're mostly skits about conflict resolution.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4599 on: September 17, 2019, 04:57:08 PM »
People that ring my doorbell
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4600 on: September 17, 2019, 09:51:26 PM »
People who drink endless cups of coffee and claim to be incapable of operating without it. It's a hot beverage not some kind of magical elixir you sad prick. Drop your crutch and grow up.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4601 on: September 17, 2019, 10:54:46 PM »
The Jets being absolutely pathetic.  Really annoying
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4602 on: September 18, 2019, 06:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 17, 2019, 09:51:26 PM
People who drink endless cups of coffee and claim to be incapable of operating without it. It's a hot beverage not some kind of magical elixir you sad prick. Drop your crutch and grow up.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4603 on: September 18, 2019, 07:07:55 AM »
Just sitting here drinking my morning coffee and reading David Fales articles
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4604 on: September 18, 2019, 07:15:33 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on September 18, 2019, 07:07:55 AM
Just sitting here drinking my morning coffee and reading David Fales articles
Surprised they allow you to masturbate right there at work.  Pretty open policy.
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