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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2013, 08:46:50 PM »
People That Annoy You

N_GGERS

And people that get their panties in a bunch about having kids.

Them: "Oh, you'll understand when you have kids."

Me: "freak you and your kids!" (though I don't say it out loud)

Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.

Like telling you that you have to have kids?  freak that.

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2013, 08:47:20 PM »

I like to let my son excrement in a box.

Did you neuter him yourself?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2013, 09:31:15 PM »
You are clueless, my friend. 

You're a teacher, what else is there that we need to know?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2013, 11:12:37 PM »
Like telling you that you have to have kids?  freak that.

No, but apparently we'll feel differently when we have our own.

Fen's freaking spot on.
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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #49 on: October 24, 2013, 02:12:54 AM »

No, but apparently we'll feel differently when we have our own.

Fen's freaking spot on.

Yeah, I hate that.  Having kids absolutely changes you, and you truly can't understand what it's like until you have them.  However, the idea that everyone is meant to be a parent is absurd.  I sure as hell don't try to push anyone into parenthood.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #50 on: October 24, 2013, 05:17:51 AM »
I really hate when you are grinding for that one drop in a video game, and the bastard just won't drop it....


Also didn't anyone ever teach you guys not to talk about politics, religion and children? It just leads to argumentative war.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #51 on: October 24, 2013, 07:35:28 AM »
Look at today's kids and tell me the parents aren't a huge problem. Obesity, lack of respect, poor education. It all starts at home

Look at this generic derriere complaint. Just look at it!

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #52 on: October 24, 2013, 08:15:58 AM »
Every older generation says the nation is going downhill because of the current young generation. The most glaring example: WW1 generation absolutely laughed at the WW2 generation, How did that work out for them?

I used to do the same thing and then we have Facebook and other companies started by the generation I said was going to screw stuff up.

No more, no generation is worse than the prior generation, they're just different in their own way.


Annoyance: Some older douchebag complaining how young people are destroying everything...... Do us all a favor and die in a fire.


Other Annoyance: People with kids telling other people without kids how their life should be with kids. I want kids but am with a woman that has had them and can't any longer. I have helped raised kids that weren't my own, I have watched one of those kids be buried because of a horrible accident. So go freak yourself and your stupid pretentious asses, don't tell me excrement.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2013, 08:19:09 AM »
When you have to take a excrement, and the feeling goes away as soon as you walk into the bathroom.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2013, 08:23:32 AM »
When you have to take a excrement, and the feeling goes away as soon as you walk into the bathroom.

Or when you think you're done pooping and have wiped and all.  You get ready to get up and flush and get hit with a small wave of discomfort that's just enough to make you sit back down and start over.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2013, 08:25:06 AM »
Did you neuter him yourself?

There were a few times at 3 AM when he was tiny that I wish I could have at least sedated him.

Can't neuter him.  His glorious genetics must be preserved for all mankind.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2013, 09:11:26 AM »
I really hate when you are grinding for that one drop in a video game, and the bastard just won't drop it....


Also didn't anyone ever teach you guys not to talk about politics, religion and children? It just leads to argumentative war.

You're also not supposed to talk about sports.

This board is ripe for war.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2013, 09:18:23 AM »
^Filthy Knicks fan

Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2013, 10:03:09 AM »
Elitist movie and TV show discussion on football forums

You'd understand if you ever bothered to watch Les Quatre Cents Coups with a pack of vintage Gauloises and a delightful Bourdeaux.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2013, 10:06:03 AM »
I picture Bob(who?)/Pope as someone who hates anyone that spends more than $5 on an article of clothing and only uses disposable plates