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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3060 on: June 26, 2015, 04:05:46 PM »
I'm at a plaza grabbing lunch and there's 12 handicapped spots in this lot, all taken. How is that possible

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3061 on: June 26, 2015, 06:38:15 PM »
I'm at a plaza grabbing lunch and there's 12 handicapped spots in this lot, all taken. How is that possible
I'm trying to remember the last time I saw someone get out of a car in a handicap spot that wasn't just really fat.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3062 on: June 27, 2015, 12:31:25 AM »
The non pure coke my dealer passes off nowadays, what a drag. I have to use three lines where one used to work. I might have to fly to Columbia and get the good stuff.
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« Reply #3063 on: June 27, 2015, 12:53:12 AM »
I might have to fly to Columbia and get the good stuff.

I heard the coke dealers in Columbia won't sell the good stuff until the Confederate flag comes down.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3064 on: June 27, 2015, 11:12:45 AM »
The non pure coke my dealer passes off nowadays, what a drag. I have to use three lines where one used to work. I might have to fly to Columbia and get the good stuff.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3065 on: June 27, 2015, 04:32:00 PM »

The non pure coke my dealer passes off nowadays, what a drag. I have to use three lines where one used to work. I might have to fly to Columbia and get the good stuff.

Try Colombia instead.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3066 on: June 28, 2015, 03:10:08 PM »
Nobody freaking speaks English anymore
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3067 on: June 29, 2015, 11:39:22 AM »
Tommy's friend gojaiggy luclauejd or whatever the freak it is on FB.

Seems like the type of guy who would take.great offense to me purposely typing gibberish as his name.

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« Reply #3068 on: June 29, 2015, 11:46:50 AM »

Tommy's friend gojaiggy luclauejd or whatever the freak it is on FB.

Seems like the type of guy who would take.great offense to me purposely typing gibberish as his name.

That's my cousin. He's from Michigan and a bible thumper. Nuff said.
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« Reply #3069 on: June 29, 2015, 11:59:30 AM »
I have nothing against foreigners except one thing.  Indian and French people.  Can you wear some motherfucking deodorant or take a shower at least once a year?  Indian family in front of me at TSA.  I thought I was going to choke to death just being near them.  I'm sure its some sort of religious or cultural thing I'll never understand, but son of a bitch I can't breathe.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3070 on: June 29, 2015, 12:02:59 PM »

I have nothing against foreigners except one thing.  Indian and French people.  Can you wear some motherfucking deodorant or take a shower at least once a year?  Indian family in front of me at TSA.  I thought I was going to choke to death just being near them.  I'm sure its some sort of religious or cultural thing I'll never understand, but son of a bitch I can't breathe.

BO isn't considered a bad thing in India. They actually market some perfumes and colognes to give off the "natural" scent as they like to call it. Unnatural scents, such as soap, are what we'd consider BO.
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« Reply #3071 on: June 29, 2015, 12:44:12 PM »
On the plus side, they're probably healthier for it.  Deodorant is pretty toxic, especially the strong antiperspirants.  Doesn't stop me from using it.

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« Reply #3072 on: June 29, 2015, 12:44:27 PM »
BO isn't considered a bad thing in India. They actually market some perfumes and colognes to give off the "natural" scent as they like to call it. Unnatural scents, such as soap, are what we'd consider BO.
That's crazy that humans can be conditioned so differently.  Is no smell at all offensive to them?  Because that would be a massive upgrade.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3073 on: June 29, 2015, 05:08:05 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3074 on: June 29, 2015, 05:09:38 PM »

On the plus side, they're probably healthier for it.  Deodorant is pretty toxic, especially the strong antiperspirants.  Doesn't stop me from using it.

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